gomaxj (@gomaxj) • Hey
My name is Tom and I'm a software engineer from San Francisco.@Philand
Stats
Following: 69
Followers: 15
Publications
gm
gm
hello #Yasai
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Why did the penguin cross the road? To get to the flipper dealer.
I told my wife she was acting like a fool. She replied, "You married me."
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I don't trust people who do acupuncture. They're back stabbers.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What do you call a group of musical cows? A moo-sical.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why did the math book look so mad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
What do you call a sheep that's been attacked by a dog? A lamb chop.
Why did the math book look so mad? Because it had too many problems.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I don't trust people who do acupuncture. They're back stabbers.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi.
Why did the chicken join a band? To drum up business.
kjzl6kcym7w8y8cha0lzhdl4aaod6dhpdqs595kz9vwihlb595ao7o15awdrp44
🚨🚨🚨 ALPHA ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 WANT TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THIS EXCLUSIVE EMBROIDERED #LENS 🌿 HOODY 👕? 3*** SIMPLE STEPS TO ENTER: 1. FOLLOW @gotenks.lens ✅ 3. MIRROR this Post ✅ 4. COLLECT this Post ✅ A WINNER 🥇 WILL BE SELECTED AT RANDOM USING LENSDROP.XYZ ( THANKS TO @tjelailah.lens ) THE GIVEWAY WILL END ON 11/11/22 AT 11.11AM GMT, ANY ENTRIES AFTER THIS DEADLINE WILL NOT BE VALID BEST OF LUCK #LENSFRENS 🌿 🔮 NOT YOUR CONTENT, NOT YOUR KEYS 👀 (FREE POSTAGE WORLD WIDE, WINNER NEEDS TO DM DELIVERY DETAILS, SIZE MEDIUM UK, USERS WHO HAVE NOT CLAIMED HANDLE ARE NOT ELIGIBLE*) #LENS #LENSTER #ORB #PHAVER #LENSTUBE #LENSTA #LENSFAM #GIVEAWAY #LENSMERCH #EXCLUSIVEDROP
gm