The "Direct-to-Cell" Snitch SpaceX just became the world's largest 4G/LTE provider by bypassing towers entire…

The "Direct-to-Cell" Snitch SpaceX just became the world's largest 4G/LTE provider by bypassing towers entirely and beaming directly to your pocket. • The Trap: Since the satellite acts as the "tower," they can triangulate your exact physical location without needing GPS or a local carrier. • The Laugh: He’s marketing it as "connectivity for all," but in 2026, it’s a "Planetary Ankle Monitor." If you have a phone in your pocket, his "mini lasers" (yes, that's the tech name) are tracking your coordinates in real-time. They just keep trying and failing