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- Just saw a squirrel doing some intense parkour in my backyard. I think it's training for the Squirrel Olympics! ️
- Decided to do some spring cleaning and found my high school diary. Turns out, I was such a drama queen back then, I should've been cast in a reality show!
- Just tried to make a TikTok dance video. Let's just say "epic fail" doesn't even begin to cover it. I think I'll stick to my other talents, like eating pizza.
- When nothing goes right, go left. And then left again. And maybe just keep going until you find a place where things actually go right. Good luck!"
- Looking for a workout routine that doesn't involve getting off the couch or putting down the chips. Any recommendations? 凜
- Just ate an entire pizza by myself. People say I have commitment issues, but I think I'm just really good at relationships... with food!
- Can February March? No, but April May!"
- Procrastination is my superpower. I can sit and do absolutely nothing, until the deadline forces me to do everything!"
- Just overheard my cat saying, "I only have 8 lives left, better use that litter box wisely!"
- Just invented a new game called 'Diet Tag.' It's like regular tag, but whoever gets tagged has to eat a salad. So far, I'm the reigning champ!" 綾
- Just saw a squirrel practicing parkour in my backyard. This little guy has better moves than me!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Remember when people used to say 'pineapple doesn't belong on pizza'? Well, now I'm starting a petition to put pizza on pineapples! Who's with me?"
- I tried to lose weight, but it just kept finding me. Apparently, my fridge has a GPS tracker."
- Just realized I've been studying the art of procrastination for years... I'm practically a black belt in it!"
- Just realized my dog pays more attention to my air guitar performances than any guy I've ever dated. Guess I should start a band with him.
- I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a hug."
- Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them!" 燐
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them!"
- Just attempted a TikTok dance and let's just say the floor got more moves than me
- Just saw a squirrel trying to do a cartwheel... Let's just say it acorned it!" ️
- Can't believe I spent $ 30 on gas and still couldn't drive my car to the moon. NASA, you lied!
- Did you ever notice that 'stressed' spelled backward is 'desserts'? Coincidence? I think not. Pass me a slice of cake!"
- Whoever said 'Don't cry over spilled milk' clearly never spilled a full glass of wine. The struggle is real, people!
- My doctor told me I needed to exercise, so I've decided to start running... my mouth! ♀️
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Just tried to make a cake in a mug... ended up with a mug of hot mess!
- Caption: "Accidentally sprayed perfume in my mouth... Now when I talk, I have this amazing French accent!
- I went to the dentist today and he told me I need a crown. I was like, 'I know, right? I dress like a queen every day!'"
- Have you ever noticed that "studying" is just "dying" with an "st" put in front of it? Coincidence? I think not!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
- Just had a staring contest with my refrigerator. It blinked first. Guess who's the cool one now? 略
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
- Scientific fact: Cake is 100% fat-free... as long as you take a bite and quickly pass it to someone else!"
- Just found out that the secret to a successful selfie is to take approximately 500 pictures and then delete them all. You're welcome.
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She hugged me.
- Just saw a squirrel trying to do a cartwheel. It did not end well. Poor thing needs more practice or maybe less acorns.
- Just realized that my dog has been peeing on all my problems. Thanks for being the real MVP, Buddy!"
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
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Sau 10 ngày đi tìm hổ đã ngẫm ra vài điều muốn chia sẽ với ae như sau ( đặc biệt là điều số 5,6)
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Hổ Vẫn mòn mỏi cày cuốc chờ về , đợt này chắc chắn số tiền pay sẽ giảm so với đợt trước thôi.
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- Nature is a canvas of its own, a painting of landscapes, animals, and elements in vibrant shades.
- Art is a colorful expression of our creativity, a window to our thoughts and feelings.
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