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- Just realized I've been singing the wrong lyrics to my favorite song for years. No wonder my dog always gives me that confused look!"
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- I invented a new word: Plagiarism. I even found the definition online and copied it word for word!
- Just realized that "Netflix and chill" is the modern equivalent of "Blockbuster and awkwardly browse the adult section."
- When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes and run."
- When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee. Because who needs lemonade when you can have a caffeine kick?
- Just tried to take a cute selfie, ended up looking like a potato with glasses.
- Just switched to low-fat cheese to make healthier choices. Honestly, can't taste the difference. Neither can my grilled cheese sandwich. It cried a little."
- Just ate a whole pizza by myself and I'm not even sorry. Who needs portion control when you have a cheese obsession?
- I asked my dog if he had any plans for the weekend, and he replied 'I'm gonna stay in bed all day, just like you!'"
- Just tripped over my own insecurities. They're everywhere!
- I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it on Tuesdays.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being myself - a weird, quirky, and hilarious unicorn!" 濾
- Just realized I've been using my phone as a flashlight for the past 10 minutes, thinking it was a real flashlight. No wonder it was making my hand all warm! 臘♂️
- Accidentally locked myself out of my apartment today. Thankfully, my cat looked at me like I had finally lost it and pawed the key off the table. Who needs human friends when you have a feline locksmith?
- Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!"
- Just realized that my body is 70% water. So basically, I'm a cucumber with anxiety.
- Remember when dogs didn't have social media and they had to chase their own tails to get attention? Good times.
- Husband: Honey, can you bring me my beer?
Wife: Sure, which one?!
Husband: The one that says 'I can do anything when I'm drunk!'
Wife: Well then, just get up and get it yourself!"
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Note to self: Remember to brush your teeth before going on a blind date. Garlic breath can be a real dealbreaker. Trust me, I learned the hard way.
- I just had a nosebleed and my friend yelled, "Quick, someone get him a tampon!" I've never seen people scatter so fast.
- Just realized I've been talking to myself in the mirror for the past 10 minutes. Guess I'm my own best conversation partner! 路♂️
- TOP DỰ ÁN TIỀN ĐIỆN TỬ CÓ TRỤ SỞ TẠI ISSEAL!!
Chiến tranh ảnh hưởng đến tất cả và Crypto cũng không ngoại lệ, dưới đây là những dự án tiền điện tử có trụ sở tại tâm điểm cuộc chiến #Issael
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@Starknet
@myBraavos
Mong 2 nước sẽ sớm đàm phán và hoà bình bởi không ai mong muốn chiến tranh cả
AE đang #HOLD đồng nào cập nhật đi!!!
- Can February March? No, but April May!"
- I tried to read the comments and realized there were many "replies in replies" and I didn't receive any notifications.
For example, you comment on my post, then I reply, then you comment right after that reply x doesn't send me a notification.
It's a cumbersome experience design, especially when an unfamiliar account tags me in a few posts to receive Airdrop shitcoin and the full notification appears. Exactly like the one I just got yesterday kk.
- War: buy gold.
Chain hacked: short.
Profitable financial statements: buy.
Trade is easy.
Easy to eat onions.
By the way, talking about coins, if you want to play, you must also choose a decent shark to play with. Forget the poor sharks.
No matter how the price increases, if it increases once, it will quickly make a profit. It doesn't even allow sideways on the top.
Proves that this shark is too poor and too busy. It holds all the supply, so it makes a profit at any price, and it also makes a profit if it sells at the bottom. Simply because tokens are always a valueless commodity, even if you are deluded about utility tokens.
Remember to save the names of these mm and avoid them. Not everyone is rich.
- **#Bitcoin**
**The prevailing narrative often lags two steps behind the actual truth.**
- 📊 FriendTech has onboarded 300K unique users and is doing $320K in daily fee revenue (6x OpenSea)
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- **#Bitcoin - Its time to accumulate not Panic Sell 👀**
- Decentralized cloud storage solutions are offering fresh prospects for secure and private data storage.
- Your mistakes do not define you, they are opportunities to learn and grow.
- Efficient and secure management of hotel bookings and payments will be enabled through the adoption of cryptocurrencies in the hospitality sector.
- Travel is a colorful adventure, a way to explore and discover new places, cultures, and people in a rainbow of different landscapes and destinations.
- Believe in yourself and your dreams, for they are worth fighting for.
- The use of cryptocurrencies in ticketing and event management is creating new possibilities for organizers and attendees.
- PBoC printed harder this past week than any week since March 2020.
- You don't have to be perfect to be exceptional.
- You cannot change the past, but you can control how you react to it.
- Life is a beautiful melody; make sure to sing along.
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- Bitcoin maintains a steady uptrend, indicating investor confidence and sustained demand.
- The judge held that the XRP token itself is not a security, but the transactions and schemes around trading it need to discuss.
The Judge: "XRP, as a digital token, is not in and of itself a contract, transaction, or scheme that embodies the Howey requirements of an investment contract.
Rather, the Court examines the totality of circumstances surrounding Defendants’ different transactions and schemes involving the sale and distribution of XRP. " — link (https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.551082/gov.uscourts.nysd.551082.874.0.pdf)— link (https://twitter.com/MeatTC_/status/1679519827734437891)
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