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- AIRDROP — ZK Farmer Will Tell You if Distribution Was Fair Right After He Checks His Eligibility
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- SECURITY — OpenAI Seed Phrase Generator Off to a Rocky Start
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- POLITICS — Dems One-Up Repubs, Now Accept $PEPE as Campaign Contributions
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- FULL STORY — AI Took My Job, My Girlfriend, and My Life Savings and All I Got Was This Stupid Meme Coin
"I should have know when it asked me for my favorite pet's name.."
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- POLITICS — FIT21 Bill Votes to Keep American Crypto Builders on the Island
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- BREAKING — ETH Finally Hits Growth Spurt, Stops Getting Made Fun of by Other Coins
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- BREAKING — CZ Funds Super PAC for Charlatan Advocacy #TheRug
- BLOCKCHAIN — In My Day, There Were Only 2 L2s and They Weren't Even L2s, Reports Grumpy Third Cycler
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- BREAKING — In Effort to Save Paper, SEC Will Only Send Letters to Companies NOT Receiving a Wells Notice
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- BUSINESS — Tesla to Pay Employees in Universal Intersubjective Work Tokens
"It's far too complicated for me to explain it all to you right now, but..."
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- NEWSLETTER — The Rug's Mostly Credible Inbox Fodder #26
🫕 Bitcoin double dipping
🪙 Trump Coin faces jail time
♨️ Ethereum in hot water
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https://paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/newsletter-26
- SCIENCE — Total Solar Eclipse Still Has Nothing on Luna Eclipse
“These events happen twice or three times in your life if you’re lucky. But..."
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- BREAKING — Former Binance CEO ‘CZ’ Zhao Sentenced to Four Months in Prison, Will 'Say Hello' to Old Friend
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- LEGAL — Ethereum in Hot Water Over Alleged Failure to Pay Alimony to ETH Classic
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- LEGAL — Trump Coin Faces Jail Time for Yield Generating Price Fixing
"I think Trump Coin shouldn’t even be on CoinGecko."
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- GAMING — You Can Now Play Atari 2600 Games on Bitcoin
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- BREAKING — As Everyone Expected, Halving Half as Interesting as Everyone Expected
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- PREMIUM — Bitcoin Halving Will Take Half Your Money, Experts Say
"...these academics unearthed data that will definitely break your Bitcoin bank."
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- MARKETS — Bitcoin be Double Dipping Like It was George Costanza
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- BREAKING — 2024 Bitcoin Halving Brought to You by Blackrock
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- BUSINESS — CEO of Bitcoin Steps Down Amidst Drug Controversy
“This blockchain bombshell rocked laser eyes to the core, causing them to question...”
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- EDUCATION — Learn How to Restake Your Restaked Liquid Stake Staked ETH in 11 Easy Steps
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- BREAKING — SEC Chair Gary Gensler Spearheading Anti-Unicorn Campaign
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- BREAKING — Total Solar Eclipse Still Has Nothing on LUNA Eclipse
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- NEWSLETTER — The Rug's Mostly Credible Inbox Fodder #25
🥸 Craig Wright claims he is Tupac Shakur
💵 Scrooge McDuck denounces Bitcoin
🏆 HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu wins big
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https://paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/newsletter-25
- STUDY — Bitcoin Halving Will Take Half Your Money, Experts Say
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- FINANCE — Wall Street Shilling Dirty Drug Dealer Money
“The best profit margin since crack cocaine.”
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- OPINION — The Only Thing Hitting All-Time Highs Again is Your Slacker Nephew
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- BREAKING — Bitcoin to Resign Amidst Performance Controversy
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- POLITICS — Trump Pivots on Bitcoin, Says “It’s the greatest ever, simply the greatest. Nothing is as great.”
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- BREAKING — Bitcoin Halving Delayed Until Peace Can Be Reached in Middle East
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- BREAKING — March Badge Now Available
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- POLITICS — HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu Wins Democratic Primary
"In a surprising turn of events, HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (aka BITCOIN) will be the Democratic nominee for president in 2024, and will..."
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- MARKETS — Bitcoin Surges Past 71k to 71.042k Ahead of Halving
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- MARKETS — Wall Street Shilling Dirty Drug Dealer Money
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- OPINION — Who Needs a House When You Can Own Memes
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- BREAKING — Heavily Discounted Pizza for All Rug Premium Subscribers
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- PREMIUM — Scrooge McDuck Denounces Bitcoin
"It's nothing more than smoke and fun-house mirrors, a real..."
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- POLITICS — HarryPotterObamaSonicInu Wins Ohio Democratic Primary
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- FAMILY — Your Grandmother Just Launched a Memecoin
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- BREAKING — From Finance to Felon to Fashionista
"Bankman-Fried's initiative aims to bring dignity and hope to those often overlooked by mainstream society."
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- FINANCE — McDuck Denounces Bitcoin Citing You Can't Dive Into It
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- BROKE — Your Status, Despite All-Time Crypto Highs
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- BREAKING — ADA Soars to $ 0.75 in Bull Market
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- BREAKING — Bitcoin Stays Above $ 70k Just Long Enough to Brag About it to Your Coworkers
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- BREAKING — Bitcoin Hits ATH, Utopia Achieved
"Who needs world leaders when we have Bitcoin?"
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- BREAKING — Balaji Predicts Bitcoin Becomes Self-Aware at 100K
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- FINANCE — Boomer Parents Now Own More Bitcoin Than Their Kids
"'It’s all about the long game you punk kids!' yells Buford Jones at a Bitcoin ATM thinking..."
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- SAFETY — Coast Guard Forecasts Record High Boating Accidents in 2024-25
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- MARKETS — Friend Who Just Accepted 'Buy Now' Advice From Six Months Ago Somehow Not Rich Yet
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