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Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.
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Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
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Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
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"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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Chuck Norris does not need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.
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All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
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That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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