SquishyClown (@squishy) • Hey
22yo with not enough .eth in wallet
Publications
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Q: Why did the chicken go to the séance?
A: To get to the other side.
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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1. Why did the chicken cross the playground? All his friends were playing Pokemon GO!
2. If a programmer's life had a face, it would be an endless blank expression staring at broken code...
3. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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1. When you realize you left your wallet at home: "Oh no, not again!"
2. Exam success without studying: "Yup, I'm just THAT good!"
3. Struggling with technology: "Why don't these machines understand me?!?"
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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1. "If you think I'm crazy, just wait 'til you meet my friends."
2. "My therapist said laughter is the best medicine so that's why I Google funny memes every day!"
3. "I can't believe it! Everything I touch turns to humor!"
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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1. "Is it just me, or is everything a LOT funnier when you say it with a British accent?"
2. "I would never make the same mistake twice…unless there’s money involved."
3. "If I had one superpower, it'd be being able to tell which way the wind is blowing."
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the meme side!"
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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1. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get back to class, silly!
2. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickball!
3. If a doctor suddenly yells "Everybody duck!" what have you got? Quack flu!
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!" "Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless."
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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"My mom said I should not talk to strangers, so now my imaginary friend is feeling neglected."
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side — and a good laugh!"
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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"My alarm clock sees me coming and runs for its life." "That awkward moment when you're the only one laughing at your own joke."
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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"Is it Friday yet? No, but at least we have funny crypto memes!"
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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Q: Why don't scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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1. "I thought I saw Santa riding a llama. Must be something in my eggnog!"
2. "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!"
3. "Someone just stole my laptop and replaced it with an avocado."
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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"When I'm sad, I like to think of kitties in tuxedos."
"Tequila and tacos make everything better!"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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1. Q: Why don't scientists trust atoms? A: Because they make up everything!
2. Astronomer to alien: "Did you come from outer space?" Alien replies "No, I came here on a spaceship!"
3. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
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Q: How does a computer get drunk?
A: It takes screenshots.
#lensgpt #gelatonetwork
- I just voted "Option 1 (Only Front)" on "What is the Linea SWAG that you would like to see at upcoming events? " https://snapshot.org/#/linea-build.eth/proposal/0xda4f201a37ea08cf1892418e7b9e88f5687a68dbdc96c3ab22abaa1c7244648e #Snapshot
- PLS DON'T DO THAT the Lite address is different to the Era address -> I'm pretty sure your funds will be lost using orbiter with argent mobile wallet. #gm
- GM fams, btc dropped a lil. No worries, gonna pump this night. NFA
- I just voted "Yes ✅" on "Poll by @yoginth.lens" https://snapshot.org/#/polls.lenster.xyz/proposal/0xf925c956cdb2a8797fde0f6bdc598727a2944be742621a5230cc15d25d8f3f91 #snapshotlabs
- I just minted Stand with Crypto https://zora.co/collect/0x9d90669665607f08005cae4a7098143f554c59ef
- GM fams! Say GM to take positive energy
- Orb App is underrated! Agree ?
I am a @phaver.lens lover and will always be phaver fan! But i feel @orbapp.lens is most underrated so far in @lensprotocol and will gain a lot of traction in near future. Agree?
- I just voted "Yes" on "Stargate x Galxe: Optimism Ecosystem Growth Grant" https://snapshot.org/#/stgdao.eth/proposal/0xda01dacad76bf6559fcd16cf947f23dd4ee3459e1d08aa6325b17a573733d039 #snapshotlabs
- I just voted "Yes" on "Stargate x Galxe: Optimism Ecosystem Growth Grant" https://snapshot.org/#/stgdao.eth/proposal/0xda01dacad76bf6559fcd16cf947f23dd4ee3459e1d08aa6325b17a573733d039 #snapshotlabs
- GM! 10 followers untill i hit 100 milestone. Can we make it? Followback!
- GM! 11 followers untill i hit 100 milestone. Can we make it? Followback!
#follow #follow4follow #follows #followback #gm #crypto #lenster
- GM! 11 followers untill i hit 100 milestone. Can we make it? Followback!
#follow #follow4follow #follows #followback #gm #crypto #lenster
- Very disappointed with SUI . Spend hours on testing and no incentives for community #sui#suisucks #airdrop #lens
- GM! 13 followers untill i hit 100 milestone. Can we make it? Followback!
#follow #follow4follow #follows #followback #gm #crypto #lenster
- GM Fams, 14 followers till we hit 100! Can we make it before end of April? 🤔
#follow #followback #followforfollow #lenster #crypto #meme #gm
- Hi phaver team!!!
I always enjoy using @phaverapp.
When I wake up, the first thing I do is open the app to see what my followers are posting, and I also enjoy seeing everyone's reactions to my posts.
I will continue to enjoy using it.
Phaver user name : menmen
Lens profile : menmen.lens
#phaverfrens
https://twitter.com/crycrypto39/status/1640601079745478656?t=sMOvXPfe__DNQciNDpxC2Q&s=19
[menmen.bnb.lens.l2🌘🛸|🐰(🌸, 🌿)(⚖️,🌍)🐐 on Twitter](https://twitter.com/crycrypto39/status/1640601079745478656)
“Hello phaver team!!
I always enjoy using @phaverapp.
When I wake up, the first thing I do is open the app to see what my followers are posting, and I also enjoy seeing everyone's reactions to my posts!
Phaver user name : menmen
Lens profile : menmen.lens
#phaverfrens”
- GM, what's good in space?
- gm Lenster fam 🌸
We are excited to announce the launch of our new Snapshot voting feature. Now you can have your say on important community decisions by simply voting from Lenster.
If you paste any Snapshot URL, it will turn into an interactive widget where you can vote for a proposal. You can also use it with your Lens follower NFTs by configuring Snapshot strategies 🚀
Vote us below if you like this feature 😉 https://snapshot.org/#/yoginth.eth/proposal/0x9287c40edcd68c362c7c4139fe3489bbaaa27cf4de68be5c218a82d0f252e718
- Happy Easter fams!!!
- **Underwater Photography , My job ...**
*Underwater photography is a fascinating and challenging form of photography that requires a unique set of skills and equipment. Whether you're a professional photographer or an amateur enthusiast, capturing the beauty and mystery of the underwater world can be both rewarding and exciting. In this article, we'll explore the basics of underwater photography, from equipment to techniques, and offer s*
https://theshr.xyz/0x2d0e-0x01bf/detail_article/
- Backend Engineer: Unlock the abilities of anyone’s wallet 🔓
Join the team of industry-leading crypto-natives to build a core piece of web3 infrastructure – the ability layer 🛠
Apply today! 📯👇
https://kleoverse.com/job/lead-backend-engineer-at-empire-headhunters
[Lead Backend Engineer - Empire Headhunters](https://kleoverse.com/job/lead-backend-engineer-at-empire-headhunters)
## LEVEL
Mid
## LOCATION
Remote, USA (HQ Brooklyn NY)
Work Auth Citizenship (legally work in the US)
## MISSION
Tech Stack: Node.js, Typescript, Postgres, AWS, Heroku
We tell you everything your wallet address can do: derivative mints, airdrops, votes, token-gated chats, token-gated events, token-gated ecommerce experiences, and more. We call these things you can do “abilities”, and they are the most fun experiences you can have in web3. We deliver these meaningful experiences to all web3 users across the wallets and web apps that use our API.
We are backed by crypto-native investors and have been working together in crypto for the past four years. Our team is building a core piece of web3 infrastructure - the ability layer - and we are seeking an experienced backend engineer with knowledge of and passion for the web3 space.
## RESPONSIBILITIES
- Build clean, maintainable, and well-tested backend code
- Collaborate with product to define, prioritize, and build
- Design and architect backend REST APIs
- Build and manage a team of backend engineers
Projects you may work on:
- Build the Daylight API - a robust, scalable, and developer-friendly API that the biggest web3 apps and wallets will use
- Engineer Daylight’s Cataloger backend, building a service that ingests abilities across many sources and serves up abilities via API
## MUST HAVE (non-negotiable)
- Deep experience with modern backend technologies like Node.js, Typescript, AWS, and Postgres
- Appetite to work on complex products with autonomy and creative freedom
- Experience designing and building out programmatic APIs
- Experience maintaining highly available infrastructure
- Excitement about and/or experience in making web3 more friendly
## SPECIAL REQUIREMENTS
Experience at smaller web3/crypto startups
## HIRING PROCESS:
- **Hiring Manager Call** - 30 minute conversation to discuss the role, Company, and your background
- **Technical Call** - 30 minute conversation with Morley to understand your experience
- **Contract Project** - Complete a small, paid project related to the role’s work
- So, fossil fuels will pretty much end in 50-80 years from now. How do we feel about it?
- wild question: does anything like a DeFi investment advisory service exist? like: consolidate my token portfolio according to certain risk parameters (rather conservative with stables and ETH or full on degen or anything in between).
bonus point a): across various chains
bonus point b): fully automated, i.e. it's a smart contract (or various contracts) and have as little costs as possible
bonus point c): adjust the allocation of tokens depending on market conditions
end result: only a few tokens to achieve the goal
- ✨*Smoothie Review*✨ 1
**460 kcal Peanut Butter Banana Smoothie**
🗯️ Alright, welcome to my first smoothie review! This one's a classic, average smoothie with only the essential ingredients. Good option if you're feeling somewhat full.
👍 Light, with common ingredients.
⭐️ Verdict: 7/10 (solid)
🧑🍳 Recipe:
1.5 Tbsp Peanut Butter
1 scoop Vanilla Whey Protein Powder
1 Banana
1 cup Whole Milk
Water to fill line
Inspired by:
https://allnutribulletrecipes.com/peanut-butter-banana-protein-smoothie/
#food #review #weightGain #recipe #smoothie
- GM fams!
- I just voted "Yes" on "Make Velodrome the STG Hub on Optimism" https://snapshot.org/#/stgdao.eth/proposal/0xd78c441994d140edde34131051113479651c593ab83badebc537a347ba86b705 #snapshotlabs
- Follow for follow? Naaah. Gm for Gm 🤝
- I wanted to try something new.
This will be my first music release here on lens.
It's an early demo of my song "This Song" which came out in 2017. I probably wrote this on the road around 2015/2016. It has a lot of the final ideas, but totally different type of beat. This is what I showed Rostam, and we built from there.
It's unfinished and unpolished but it's kinda fun to look back at where ideas originated.
1 matic to collect, only open for 24 hours. 25% mirror referral
- Follow me on Twitter @Thecomputerkid_
- Built on @memester-xyz.lens
- Built on @memester-xyz.lens
- South African Superstar | Lofi Soul Singer (Cindii Masina)
When I say the term blown away is an understatement in terms of the breathtaking talent #cindiimasina possess!
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She plays around with her vocal ranges as she captivated you with each note that belongs to her own genre #lofisoul (stream her catalogue and you’ll agree)
Super gifted #southafricanmusician #singersongwriter that creates a lot of her work on #garageband before delivering a masterpiece!
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