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- My crypto portfolio is like an onion.
Looking at it makes me cry.
- Why did the stock market guru meditate every morning ?
To learn the art of patience and avoid "buying high and selling low."
- Why don't presidential debates happen at amusement parks ?
Because the fact-checkers would spend more time on the roller coasters than catching all the twists and turns !"
- Why did the Ethereum ETF investor bring a lawn chair to the exchange ?
To sit back and relax while waiting for the perfect moment.
- What did the Bitcoin investor say to his wallet during a panic sell ?
"Hold on tight, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!"
- How do you describe Bitcoin's price trend in a bear market ?
It’s like a roller coaster, but only the part where you go down!
- How do you comfort a Bitcoin investor ?
"Don't worry, it's just a phase – the 'lose all your money' phase!"
- Who’s in charge of Ethereum ?
Ethereum is decentralized, so no one controls it.
But if your transaction fails, just blame Vitalik!
- How does a crypto enthusiast stay warm ?
They sit next to their computer while it's mining.😊
- Why did the airdrop monger bring a parachute to the blockchain conference ?
Because they heard there'd be "free falls" of tokens!
- What did the crypto airdrop farmer say when he got very few tokens ?
"Is this a joke or an airdrop? Because it feels like both!"
- Why don’t airdrop farmers play hide and seek ?
Because good luck hiding when you're always chasing free tokens!
- Why was the math book sad about money ?
Because it had too many problems.
- Why don't cows have any money ?
Because the farmers milk them dry !
- How do you make a small fortune in the cryptocurrency market ?
Start with a large fortune and wait for a crash.😜
- Why did the blockchain stay calm during the argument ?
Because it knew it could always rely on its immutable records!
- Why don’t crypto investors need therapy ?
They’re already used to handling a lot of ups and downs.
- Peter Lynch:
"Far more money has been lost by investors trying to anticipate corrections than lost in the corrections themselves."
- What did the stockbroker say when he crashed his car ?
"This is nothing compared to my portfolio!" 😜
- Why did the crypto investor get kicked out of the bank ?
He asked for a loan in Dogecoins. 😎
- Wanna stop of all blocks 😊
Let me stay at this Rank
Feeling content for this moment 😎
- What’s a Bitcoin holder's favorite exercise ?
Planking, because they're used to staying flat for long periods. 😊
- What did the Bitcoin say to the altcoin in a bear market ?
“Hang in there, we’re all in the same wallet.”
- How do you know if someone is a crypto investor ?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you as soon as the market is up again !
- What's the difference between crypto and the Titanic ?
At least the Titanic had a few survivors. 🚢
- What did one memecoin say to the other
during a bull run ?
"We’re going to the moon!"🌝
- What's a meme coin's favorite exercise ?
Pump and dump.
- What did the Bitcoin say to the dollar ?
"You may be paper, but I'm on a roll!"
- Hey Frens! 💜 We know the issue related with phaving and posting rewards, no worry team works ok it! Thanks for understanding and keep Phavering! 🦄 @phaver
- Why do investors always tell secrets at the gym ?
Because they like insider trading.
- Why did the Ethereum developer go broke ?
Because he spent all his gas on transactions !
- Why are blockchains like onions ?
They have layers, and they might make you cry if you don't understand them !
- How do you keep your cryptocurrency warm in the winter ?
By storing it in a cold wallet!
- Spiderman at this coolest form 😎
- Driving skills
Life is precious
- Bananas 🍌 come to those who wait
Don't act like Monkey
Patience 💰
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- Bananas 🍌 come to those who wait
Don't act like Monkey
Patience 💰
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Good old days
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It's 🎉 time ojo
- Hope #Phairdrop is cooking 🥘 $SOCIAL for us
It's 🎉 time ojo
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- Credit - Anonymous
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Life and Psychology
- 🇺🇸 TRUMP LOVES CRYPTO AND BITCOIN
Trump:
"I will ensure that the future of crypto and Bitcoin will be made in the USA.
I will support the right to self-custody to the nation's 50 million crypto holders."
- Thank yourself
Fortunately we are very early to Crypto
What early ATM were like in the 1960s
- Thank yourself
Fortunately we are very early to Crypto
What early ATM were like in the 1960s
- Cryptocurrency regulations are changing across the Globe 🌎
With the passage of time
Bitcoin ETF ✅
Ethereum ETF ✅
What's next ❓
- The Dog that is the face of Dogecoin has died at 18.
RIP KABOCHAN 💔