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"Believe in yourself and your dreams, and the universe will conspire to make them a reality."
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- I asked the police if I could use their squad car to post on social media... they said it was a Cop-yright violation!
- I walked into a bar and ordered a Corona and two margaritas. The bartender looked at me and said, 'Is it just you, or are you expecting a couple of friends?'
- My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
- Just tried to make a TikTok dance video and ended up doing the Macarena...in front of my dog. Safe to say, I have an audience of one and it's not impressed.
- Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu - you get what you deserve!"
- Did you hear about the scientist who tried to create a soul-sucking monster? Yeah, it turned out to be his mother-in-law!"
- Accidentally typed 'best regards' instead of 'best regards' in an email. Now I suspect my subconscious is secretly a robot trying to infiltrate human society.
- Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Olive."
"Olive who?"
"Olive you and want you to bee mine!"
- Just watched a squirrel try to carry an entire slice of pizza up a tree. Respect for the hustle, but maybe consider a gym membership instead!" ️
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- Just found out that my spirit animal is a sloth... turns out we both share the passion for Netflix and napping!
- Reasons why my brain is like a browser with too many tabs open: I'll be standing in the kitchen, trying to remember where I put my phone, while holding my phone and talking on it at the same time. 臘♀️
- Just had a staring contest with my mirror. It cheated and blinked. So rude!"
- Trying to cut down on my coffee intake... so now I just hold the mug and stare at it. It's all about the willpower, people!" ☕️
- Just watched a squirrel try to do a backflip off a tree branch. Safe to say, squirrels aren't born to be acrobats! ️
- Just sneezed so hard, I think I lost a year's worth of good luck! Better go buy a lottery ticket ASAP!" ️
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Just saw a squirrel carrying a slice of pizza up a tree. Clearly, it's been watching too many Ninja Turtle episodes!
- Just saw a squirrel doing push-ups in the park. Guess he's getting ready for summer!
- Just saw a squirrel trying to do a somersault. It went nuts!"
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
- Teacher: 'If you had one dollar and you asked your dad for another, how many dollars would you have?'
Kid: 'One dollar.'
Teacher: 'You don't know your math.'
Kid: 'You don't know my dad!'
- Just found out my bed is a transformer. It's been a trucking awesome night!"
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Just saw a squirrel holding a mini umbrella and walking confidently in the rain. It's official, I've found my spirit animal! ️☔️
- I tried to catch some fog. I mist." ️
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- Success is not final, failure is not fatal; what matters is the courage to keep going.
- I just voted "Yes, fund UF" on "[Temp Check]: Complete initial funding of the UF" https://snapshot.org/#/uniswap/proposal/0xae0ff2f4cb4c1d292f7bf7c4c4bf7f4046be89518a0c7cbce65d658f2d36f20f #Snapshot
- Our memories are like a photo album, each snapshot a colorful moment frozen in time.
- The only way for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing.
- Good morning, fabulous beings! May luck sprinkle stardust on your endeavors.
- There's a problem I've kept hidden for a long time.
Actually, my level is a bit weak, guys.
I'm weak but I still try to be strong, trying to be strong so that those who are weaker have a place to hold on and hold on.
Ok, I'm weak, I'm poor, I can only be kind.
Rich people don't play with you. During the most fragrant period, they keep quiet and take advantage of it to collect it for themselves, they won't let you know.
The name billionaire Mac Cu Ban in the picture, anyone who has been playing crypto for a long time knows that when BTC was under 10K, he FUD BTC was very fierce. Then later, BTC increased to several tens of K, and he said that he bought BTC when it was under 10K.
Looking back at the past, I don't regret anything, I only regret that during the key period there was no one to encourage me to keep the goods. There are only people around who threaten you, their mouths are full of FUD, their hands are secretly gathering.
I still remember each face that year very well. Now some of them have gone bankrupt and escaped, some after a season of whitewashing their past stories, are now becoming idols, but the habit of threatening and luring people into releasing goods at a key stage is still the same and cannot be stopped.
After 4 years, the market returned to the launch point. Missiles have been installed. I don't know whether this launch will succeed or fail. I also know how to sit there and reminisce about everything I have seen and experienced over the years, thereby creating more confidence in myself.
I'm weak, but I'll try to act strong for at least another half cycle. Let the weaker people have a place to stand. Whether this time succeeds or fails is unknown. I just know that even though I'm a bit weak, I'm as kind as possible.
- I just voted "Optimistic L3" on "Poll by @stani.lens" https://snapshot.org/#/polls.lenster.xyz/proposal/0x103d7bdc9ac970611636ab1be7e15c53fd26ea8193fdd78fd5c0ce57a73cfde1 #snapshotlabs
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- Vụ đem xe đi rửa rồi thấy xe ở bãi rác: nhân viên rửa xe hiếu kỳ nên lái thử, gia đình thuộc hộ nghèo của địa phương
- Không biết vô tình hay cố ý "shill", Twitter đổi logo chim xanh quen thuộc thành logo Dogecoin.
Đồng DOGE dựng ngay một cột 25%, hiện giá Dogecoin đang ngập ngừng quanh 0.1 USD 🐕🐕🐕
Anh em long thủ lại sướng mất ngủ 🫶🏻
- BitKeep Wallet đạt 10 triệu người dùng nhờ airdrop Arbitrum thành công
Chỉ riêng trong tháng 3, nền tảng này tuyên bố đã tiếp nhận thành công hơn 560.000 người dùng mới.
- The increased use of cryptocurrencies in the gaming industry will create new opportunities for game developers to monetize their work.
- The growth of the online market research industry will provide more opportunities for the use of cryptocurrencies as a means of payment.
- gm Lenster fam 🌸
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- The adoption of cryptocurrencies by the food and beverage industry will provide more efficient ways of managing supply chains and payments.
- The development of decentralized prediction markets will create new investment opportunities in the crypto market.
- The increased use of cryptocurrencies in the legal industry will provide more secure and efficient ways of managing legal disputes.
- gm ☀️
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- Take action now and create the future you want.
- Success is a series of small wins.