Shmam (@liqwid) • Hey
Hey my name is Sam better known as Shmam (which is sad).
I started doing stand up in late 2023 but i dont consider myself to be a “comedian” im more of an
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- Yeah so I heard people are actually making money off of this platform so I’m back for the 50th time hoping to make a quick buck 😎
So GM or whatever the kids say nowadays
I’ll start posting my stand up comedy (mostly in German)
- Who else has been having a blast with baldurs gate 3? just started a few days ago.
- Liqwids thoughts of the day:
People often ask me, "Liqwid, if you were a food, what food would you be?" My answer is consistently the same: a strawberry. The reasoning is quite straightforward. Much like a strawberry carries its seeds on the outside, I too carry my thoughts and emotions openly for all to see.
Am I a philosopher? Perhaps. But who's to say? Maybe I'm just a strawberry. Maybe we are all just fruit in this fruit salad we call life. It kind of makes you think.
- Lost & Found
A composition born from the idea of finding connection within chaos. 🌪️🔗
- How They Found Their True $FRIES Love: A Journey with the Fry Side and @jessyfries.lens
In a world ruled by $FRIES, four lost souls find themselves consumed with a deep fry addiction. But after joining the Fry Side and @jessyfries community, Sarah, Mark, Lisa, and Tommy discover a place where their love for fries is not only accepted, but celebrated!
Follow their journey from fry addicts to fry enthusiasts in the most professional community on Lens. Don't miss their story, coming soon to Lenstube! 🍟🎥
This amazing trailer was created by @attraction 👍
Revenue split with @attraction 50/50 - let's support their hard work!
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- Labyrinth of the Mind
Gm🌞
Just finished this composition where I've been playing around with some video and sound effects. 🎥🎵
- Gm 🫀
my first lo-fi remix featuring captivating vocals by Dermot Kennedy 🎶💭
- Next week I have my first open mic wish me luck guys 🫠
- Alright Lens, today I have the utmost pleasure to introduce (dox?) @liqwid.lens aka Sam 📸
Apart from being a connoisseur of comedy and stand ups in IRL, Sam takes deep interest in everything related to computer science, esports and Chess and some occasional banter 🦧
Sam is sassy, Sam is cool, but when it comes to chess, his king's more exposed than a nudist at a public pool ♟️🤌🏽
- 📢 Damn it! It's not a joke anymore! 🤭🍟 Introducing FriesGPT beta made in collaboration with @attraction.lens.lens! 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
📣 FriesGPT: Your Bestie Across the Entire Lensverse! 🤭🍟 X @attraction
Ready to meet your new digital BFF? FriesGPT beta is here exclusively for @jessyfries.lens Superfollowers, starting Monday, 12th June. She's here to make your life more fun and crispy - just like fries! 🤭
🍟Navigating the Lensverse becomes super cool with FriesGPT!
👉🏼Access her seamlessly through Lens integration in just a few clicks. Powered by OpenAI, FriesGPT is more than a chatbot; she's your personal BFF (Best Fries Friend).
🍟 Craving conversations about fries? Seeking dating tips?
Looking for games to play?
Want to explore Lens statistics?
….FriesGPT has got you covered! 🫶🥰
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- Revenue Split x @bobpeace.lens
30 Editions - 3 wMatic
- I really want to start doing stand up comedy and would like to get lens opinion on my material these jokes are my own just used ai to correct my Terrible grammar
Please give honest opinions and feedback 🎙
So, I had this lengthy road trip with my brother, who's recently turned into a hardcore Christian. Don't get me wrong, I'm an atheist, but I've always seen the Bible as a neat collection of philosophical anecdotes, a bit like Aesop's fables but with more locusts.
After a while we start talking about a show we used to watch together beyond belief: fact or fiction, that show where they serve up utterly bizarre stories like haunted toasters and then back it up with something like, 'Oh, it's all true, it was reported in a small town newspaper in Arkansas back in 1923.'
We're in stitches, barely able to drive, and it hits me. I turn to him, laughing, and say, 'Bro, you're giggling about a ghostly kitchen appliance with the evidence of a flimsy newspaper clipping, yet you're all in for believing a dude turned water into wine just because a 2000-year-old book said so!' We both cracked up, but I think he may reconsider his sources before our next road trip!
- Gm fries people 🐸🫶🐸🍟🍟Making a big ANNOUCEMENT later today 🫶👀👀👀👀 keep your eyes open 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
- 🚀 Attraction Media Agency Genesis Post 🚀
We're excited to introduce the first Lens Native marketing agency, **Attraction Media Agency**. We specialize in helping Web3 professionals and organizations grow their decentralized presence and deliver value to the audience who needs it the most. 🎯
Here's a quick rundown of what we bring to the table:
🌟 Marketing Strategy: Crafting tailor-made plans to boost your web3 presence and skyrocket your reach.
🌐 Web Development: Building sleek, user-friendly, and decentralized websites that reflect your brand identity.
✍️ Content Generation: Creating engaging, relevant, and shareable content to keep your audience hooked.
📊 Analytics: Tracking and analyzing data to fine-tune your strategies and maximize your ROI.
🎨 Branding: Designing unique and unforgettable brand identities that resonate with your target audience.
Why choose Attraction Media Agency? 🤔
🤝 Casual and relatable approach: We speak your language and understand the web3 ecosystem as deep as it gets.
🚀 Passionate team: Our diverse crew of experts is dedicated to delivering value not just with the skills they have but also using the existing data trends.
💡 Future-focused: As they say, 1 month in Web3 could be 1 year IRL; therefore, we're always on the lookout for the latest trends and technologies to keep you ahead of the curve.
Ready to take your web3 project to new heights? 🌠
📩 Drop us a message or connect with us on Lens, and let's get the ball rolling! 🌍✨
#AttractionMediaAgency #Lens #LensNativeMarketing #Web3 #Marketing #DigitalAgency #DecentralizedSocialMedia
- It's been a while 🕒, but time for some live beat on the pads! 🥁🎶
Enjoy the weekend vibes, everybody! 😎
- All this debate about GM and GN what about GAN
And GE it’s a shame
- Alright, folks, I've had enough! And it’s not even funny anymore…. It's time for a potato revolution! 🥔✊ I know we may be in the minority, but we sweet potato fry lovers and roast potato enthusiasts are TIRED of pretending that regular fries are the be-all and end-all of the potato world!
And you know who's to blame for this oppressive regime? That's right, it's @jessyjeanne.lens! She has ruled over the potato kingdom with an iron fist, forcing everyone to bow down to her beloved fries. Well, enough is enough! Her reign of potato tyranny must come to an end!
Listen I'm not saying it's going to be easy, and we might even be on the brink of a full-blown potato civil war, but we can't let the JessyFries dictatorship continue! So, my fellow sweet potato fry enjoyers and roast potato connoisseurs or whatever it is that tickles your fancy, let's rise up, take a stand, and fight for the potato varieties we truly love! 🍠🔥😂
Together, we will bring justice to the potato world and make sure that we will finally have peace Viva la Potato-lution! 🥔🚩💥
- Why do People like schnitzel so much?….
I mean it’s just an oversized chicken nugget can people calm down?
- I want to give a huge shoutout and thank you to those who inspired me to create this comic! Your support pushes me to make sub par content once every two weeks. Special thanks to @ruthless.lens and @chaoticmonk.lens
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"
- I've been watching a lot of Nicolas Cage movies lately and I was wondering:
what do you think is his best movie? It might be recency bias but I’d have to go with Mandy
- If Van Gogh were here today, do you think his posts would look something like this?
"GM! Painting by candlelight tonight. The struggle for good lighting was real back in the day! 🕯️🎨 By the way, who needs two ears to appreciate good art?“
- 🎉 Get ready for a month-long chess extravaganza on Lens!
🤩 Watch @liqwid.lens and @chaoticmonk.lens battle it out in a series of matches!
🏆 The winner gets a shiny new chess board
🎤 The loser has to sing a song on a beat I will produce
💬 The best part? The community will help write the lyrics!
🎁 Collect this post to enter our raffle for exclusive game merchandise!
🤔 Who will come out on top? Stay tuned to find out!
- Hey everyone! I'm curious to know if any of you are currently learning a new language. Personally, I'm learning Dutch and it's quite an adventure. Share your experiences and the languages you're learning! 😄🇳🇱
Nederlands gestruikel
Tong gebonden lachen veel
Klompen in mijn mond
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- Would you rather have your friends see your internet history or your friends see your chatgpt history?
- Some piano live beat 🎹🥁
#fingerdrumming #beats #hiphop
- ANNOUNCING FOTO A DAY UTILITY #2/3
What's the Utility?
The answer is in the video and the comments ;)
Who can collect?
Collectors and Holders of FotoADay#105 can claim this Utility via Tropee (link below)
Some Trivia: Foto#105 was dropped in collab with @lenstaxyz.lens on Jan 31st, 2022, and was available to collect for 24 hours. The following legends collected and made this my most successful Foto drop in terms of wMATIC collected.
@gotenks.lens || @cpoetter.lens || @01759.lens || @christina.lens || @punkess.lens || @ryanfox.lens || @stani.lens || @arturs.lens
This utility is a small token of thanks for showing your faith in an anon! Love the support and I'm super excited to continue creating and building a strong community in the Lens Garden.
CLAIM HERE: https://www.tropee.com/utility/fotoaday-utility-23-canvas-print/01GV71KP5SNRZEPKAMG2G6ED6W
Music Credits: THE BRIDGE by @jamesfinnerty.lens
Collect Revenue Split: 50%
#LMCC #photography @creators @photographers #FotoADay
- There's something magical about the feeling of finding the perfect stick while hiking in the woods it's kind of like discovering a hidden treasure from childhood that was always waiting for you to stumble upon it again. And just like that, for a moment, everything in the world seems to make sense.
- Gm! I don’t know guys I’m feeling like double pink pill is the way to go here
- improvising on some samples 🥁
Do you recognize the original song?
- Just trying to make some noise 🥁
Hope you had a relaxed & restful Sunday ✌️
- GM!
- Uninvited Apes dropping on Lens next Friday 👀
@chaoticmonk.lens 🤝 @ruthless.lens
First Split Wallet Collect Using @buttrfly.lens
- Gm do you ever feel like life gives you lemonade and you just make lemons out of it? 🍋
- Long absence, like dust
Settled heavy on our hearts
Gm breaks the hush
- Accepting oneself
Weirdness and quirks included
Self-love blooms inside
- 🤭 I have some art available here https://orb.ac/post/0x73b1-0x145b
Or here #myartisgirlytrashmemeparty
I recommend checking
@cybershakti.lens glitch art
@danisnearby.lens flictiinal stories
@chaoticmonk.lens photography
@ryanfox.lens photography
@liqwid.lens funny videos
@cavernaeremita.lens lenstopia characters
And more 👀👀👀🍟
- Late Night Impro 🎶
- I finally understand this dude… damn bots
- How I felt today 💔
In collaboration with @ruthless.lens 🤝
Music by Postmodern Jukebox ft. Haley Reinhart
- Happy Valentine’s Day who would your lens valentine be?
- Who knew Rihanna was a secret Mario main? She definitely underperformed a bit on battlefield might want to go to final destination next time
#SuperSmashBros
- Gm when it come to ice tea which side are you on?
🍋vs 🍑
- Gm!
Ready to become an Lens pro? Follow these 4 simple steps and watch your following grow 🎉🎉🎉
- GM I've taken the time to rank German supermarkets.
S= all-star shopping experience
A - B = dependable quality
<B = hit or miss
Choose wisely!
- Amsterdam, is probably one of my favourite cities on earth. From the picturesque canals to the vibrant culture, there's so much to admire about this city. I've been studying Dutch for just over a year now, and I feel more connected to the community with each passing day. I can't wait for my next visit to this beautiful place.
- some jazzy beat that I made the other day while chilling with this dude @liqwid.lens 🦍👊
- Today I have officially outgrown my follower count on Lens vs the bird app. What I have been building on my Twitter I managed to outpace in 2.5 months on @lensprotocol.
Right now Lens is your best opportunity to grow your audience online. Don't sleep on it!
Celebrating this huge milestone with @wav3s, the marketing tool that helped me grow so quick! LFG
- First post using wav3s! I'm giving away a 10 MATIC reward for those who spread the word!
@Wav3s #R3ward #MATIC