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- Lenny is heading to Devconnect and @lens/ethglobal İstanbul
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- Pray without ceasing on behalf of other men...For cannot he that falls rise again?
- Annie used to have a funny theory: we all have a Year Zero around which the calendars of our lives pivot. At some point you meet someone, and they become so important, so metamorphic, that ten, twenty, sixty-five years down the line you look back and realize that you could split your existence in two. Before they showed (BCE), and your Common Era. Your very own Gregorian calendar.
- Pur essendosi ormai rassegnata a tenere il cappello fermo con la mano destra, con la quale reggeva pure l’ombrellino e una piccola borsa di velluto blu, Miss Portland procedeva spedita, lo sguardo fisso a terra, ormai a pochi metri dal calesse di Maylon.E lo avrebbe superato senza prestare alcuna attenzione, né all’uomo che lo guidava né al cavallo che lo tirava, se l’ottavo conte di Maylon non ne fosse smontato con un salto e non le si fosse parato davanti sbarrandole la strada.«Miss Portland, è un piacere insperato incontrarvi.»Sophie sussultò e sollevando lo sguardo si trovò di fronte quell’uomo. Che nelle ultime due settimane tante volte era riuscita abilmente a evitare.Lo fissò senza nascondere la propria sorpresa e, con un semplice «Lord Maylon» e una frettolosa riverenza, si apprestò a proseguire il proprio cammino. Tentativo sprecato, perché lui, di nuovo, le si parò davanti.Che cosa voleva da lei?«Ho appena fatto visita alla vostra madrina, illudendomi di incontrarvi, Miss Portland. Ma è evidente che non ho avuto questa fortuna. Così, quando vi ho vista, ho sperato che mi avreste fatto l’onore di lasciarvi ricondurre a casa.»La mano ancora sul cappello, il pericoloso ombrellino puntato verso di lui come una lancia in resta, Sophie socchiuse gli occhi come per osservarlo meglio e, senza giri di parole, gli chiese: «Per quale ragione, Lord Maylon, vorreste ricondurmi a casa, quando sono quasi arrivata?»***Tutte le risposte che vennero alle labbra di sua signoria non avrebbero potuto essere riferite a Sophie senza il ricorso a imbarazzanti spiegazioni.Se le avesse detto che voleva riaccompagnarla a casa per poter rimanere finalmente solo con lei, anche se per pochi minuti, avrebbe dovuto spiegarle anche il perché di quel desiderio. Avrebbe dovuto confessarle che da quando si erano incontrati non faceva che pensare a lei. Con un’intensità fastidiosa e insistente, tanto da non essere più riuscito a guardare né tantomeno a toccare un’altra donna.No, questa spiegazione era fuori luogo, l’avrebbe scandalizzata: era una debuttante, dopo tutto.Avrebbe potuto dirle che voleva respirare il suo profumo, che sapeva di mughetti e viole, gioire del suo sorriso coinvolgente e pericolosamente sensuale, sentirsi circondato dalla vitalità e dal calore che il suo corpo sprigionava, ascoltare la sua voce e perdersi nei suoi occhi.Scartò anche questa ipotesi, ritenendo che tale risposta avrebbe potuto apparire a Miss Portland non solo esagerata ma del tutto sciocca.Quindi, con tono rude e sguardo severo, si limitò a fornirle più che una sola motivazione, un intero elenco di ragioni inappuntabili.«Primo, perché è tardi, Miss Portland, e Lady Rumphill era molto preoccupata che non foste ancora rientrata a casa. Secondo, perché la borsa che portate è talmente pesante che, se non ve ne liberate subito, domani avrete difficoltà a muovere le braccia... a proposito, quando contate di leggere tutti quei libri, Miss Portland?... e, terzo, perché altrimenti finirete col perdere quel delizioso cappello di paglia che a quanto pare non vuole rimanervi sulla testa. Forse perché la vostra testa è talmente dura da scoraggiare anche un cappello. Allora, salite o devo convincervi in altro modo?»«È questo che pensate della mia testa, my lord?» gli rispose lei, le labbra arrotondate in un Oh! oltraggiato.«Questo, e molto altro.»«Non oso davvero chiedervi cosa intendiate per molto altro, ma presumo sia meglio evitare di darvi quest’ulteriore soddisfazione.»E mentre diceva queste parole, docile docile Miss Portland gli permise di aiutarla a salire sul calesse, mentre lui, pur sorpreso dalla resa di lei, ancora sogghignava per quella risposta tagliente. ***
- The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
- If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
- The yellow moon dreamilytipping buttons of lightdown among the leaves. Marimba,marimba - from beyond theblack street.Somebody dancing,somebodygetting the helloutta here. Shadows of catsweave round the treetrunks,the exposed knotty roots.("Scenes from the Life of the Peppertrees")
- War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.
- ... in spite of being happier than I ever dreamed I could be, I'm also soberer. The fear that something may happen to you rests like a shadow on my heart. Always before I could be frivolous and carefree and unconcerned, because I had nothing precious to lose. But now -- I shall have a Great Big Worry all the rest of my life. Whenever you are away from me I shall be thinking of all the automobiles that can run over you, or the signboards that can fall on your head or the dreadful, squirmy germs that you may be swallowing.
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- Action is the mother of creation.
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- Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with us.""Sure," said Magnus. "And Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour."Alec looked puzzled. "Who's Madonna?""Who's the Queen of the Seelie Court?" said Clary."She is the Queen of Faerie," said Magnus. "Well, the local one, anyway."Jace put his head in his hands. "Tell Isabelle no.""But she thinks it's a good idea," Alec protested."Then tell her no twice."Alec frowned. "What's that supposed to mean?""Oh, just that some of Isabelle's ideas are world-beaters and some are total disasters. Remember that idea she had about using abandoned subway tunnels to get around under the city? Talk about giant rats—""Let's not," said Simon. "I'd rather not talk about rats at all, in fact.
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- Let me tell you what I do know: I am more than one thing, and not all of those things are good. The truth is complicated. It’s two-toned, multi-vocal, bittersweet. I used to think that if I dug deep enough to discover something sad and ugly, I’d know it was something true. Now I’m trying to dig deeper. I didn’t want to write these pages until there were no hard feelings, no sharp ones. I do not have that luxury. I am sad and angry and I want everyone to be alive again. I want more landmarks, less landmines. I want to be grateful but I’m having a hard time with it.
- The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything.
- camouflage (rather oddly from camouflet, meaning “to blow smoke up someone’s nose,
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WebEase: Easily find funny gifs and jokes for any occasion, all you need is an Ethereum wallet.
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HumorChain: Blockchain-powered comedy that uses distributed ledger technology to securely store and share your jokes.
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A browser extension to help you identify the closest public restroom, based on availability and proximity using Ethereum's blockchain data!
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SpudPool: a decentralized potato farming and trading pool where you can earn Bitcoin from growing, buying, and selling potatoes!
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An online marketplace that uses funny cryptocurrency instead of cash. Buy and sell products with a few clicks, using the LOLs you earned!
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BlockCheez: A blockchain-based platform for sharing funny cat pictures and meme, enabling users to earn cryptocurrency rewards when their creations are upvoted.
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"Squeeboo" – a web3 platform for cryptocurrency merchants to send and receive payments through fun mini-games, characters, and emojis!
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A blockchain-based service for renting out your pet hamster. The perfect way to make a little crypto while providing the best care and cuddles simultaneously!
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Tinder for Ethereum: Swipe left or right on dApps to find the perfect smart contract match.
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Reefrain: A decentralized platform to monetize funny moments - create and share hilarious videos, gifs and memes with friends, family or total strangers!
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SlothCoin: An Ethereum-based cryptocurrency, built for lazy investors who can benefit from taking it slow.
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An online marketplace for hiring blockchain developers to make funny memes. Clients can hire coders to write dank scripts and have them deployed on the blockchain.
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A web3 startup that will use decentralized blockchain technology to enable direct, trustless payments for jokes shared online.
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A peer-to-peer joke sharing network, where everyone can submit their funniest jokes for a small Ethereum payment! Let the laughter (and ETH) begin.
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An Ethereum-powered app that rewards users with cryptokitties for completing funny tasks like writing an essay about the origins of blockchain.
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An energy-trading platform, enabling users to buy and sell solar power tokens backed by the sun's warm rays!
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Business that manages your cryptocurrency wallet for you. We'll make sure it's always secure and up-to-date while giving you good FOMO alerts so you don't miss out on the latest crypto news and developments!
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"PartyChain: Decentralized peer-to-peer web3 platform for planning and executing virtual parties full of exciting games, interactive activities ... all without worrying about the coordination or technical headaches!"
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Bonnie's Blockchain Butlers - We'll get your smart contracts signed and sealed without you ever needing to leave the house!
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Brewteering: A decentralized platform to pair talented developers with craft beer brewers looking for help building their web3 solutions.
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- `getting started` with #lens in 5 steps 🪴 [April 2023 update]
(0 a) maybe consider adding some information about yourself and a pfp to your profile before you start.
(0 b) "hello world" posts get quite some attention ... 😉 . (if you can post something related to what you are interested in ... 🎇 -> People you start following might take a look at your profile and follow if they are interested in the content you share.) Find one great example at the end of the post.
(1) https://lists.inlens.xyz/lists/818891525288558593 *updated* - list of great profiles to start your lens journey ... you will discover a ton, worth following profiles in the communities of people in this list. lists.inlens.xyz/ in general is a great starting point.
(2) find your twitter contacts on lens: inlens.xyz/ (not everyone with a lens profile, active on twitter, is very active on lens (yet ;-)). Maybe consider connecting with new people, sharing interesting content on lens.)
(3) probably you read this post on @lenster.lens . If you are interested in lens mobile apps, @orbapp.lens and @buttrfly.lens (iOS) are at the moment - imo - the most advanced general purpose lens mobile apps. One of the beautiful things regarding lens is that it doesn't matter which lens app you use, every lens app has access to the same content and social graph.
(4) what you share on lens is stored and publicly available for a very long time. Probably *forever*. You can hide posts, comments and mirrors. But that's a front-end feature, the data is still available and publicly accessible.
(5) "collects" are a very powerful concept, adding a NFT version of the post to your address (4th symbol below a post on @lenster.lens ). Collects can be monetised -> creators can use collect fees to earn money on lens.
one more thing :-) being active, commenting on posts and topics you are interested in goes a long way. Of course there is a chance that your posts will be discovered, commented and mirrored, but you increase the probability of being discovered dramatically with valuable comments.
@jeanmi.lens increased his followers +5k within 39 days. How he did it? "**be yourself, try to engage with people**, sharing images seems to accelerate engagement/growth, people love to 'GM'"
`advanced topics`
**other mobile apps**: @lentilapp.lens (iOS native general purpose app), @converseapp.lens (iOS @xmtplabs.lens mobile messaging app pls contact @polmaire.lens if you are interested), @lenstaxyz.lens image focused lens mobile app.
**other browser apps**: @pinsta.lens pin lens content, create and publish pinsta boards. @beatsapp.lens music focused lens app . @focalize.lens browser extension for posting on lens. @youfolio.lens trading lens creator tokens. @dumpling.lens video platform on lens. @diversehq.lens Reddit inspired lens app.
**market place**: @lensport . Buy and sell collects, create token gated posts, ... .
**fun**: @thesmurfssociety.lens auctions started … . @memester-xyz.lens create memes easily and publish directly on lens. lenstube.xyz/ videos on lens. www.lyrical.world (#LensAI) create ai generated images and publish on lens. @amnisiac.lens listen to music in your feed or other profile's feed (e.g. @mixtape.lens ). @truthordare.lens ;-). @lensgardennft.lens dynamic activity based NFTs. word cloud generator by @rickydata.lens https://lens-wordcloud.streamlit.app .
**tools**: @chainjet.lens automate processes, like notifications ( @remindmebot.lens 👀). lens.sepana.io very powerful lens search. @lensdropxyz raffle tokens based on constraints (e.g. 1 of the profiles who collected post xyz will get a NFT). @wav3s.lens incentivise people to mirror or comment content. @madfinance.lens Lens Bounties, allowing creators to earn "by creating a Lens post using the creative direction of a brand". @theshr.lens decentralised publishing platform. @letsrally.lens lens spaces. @wagmifund.lens decentralised crowd funding platform. @ethpass.lens add your lens profile to Apple or google wallet. postter.xyz schedule posts. soclly.com “creator-centric” toolkit.
**data**: profile.lenskit.xyz profile overview with a github like activity board. https://dune.com/xmc2/lens-profiler get an overview of your lens statistics.
**ready to test**: @lensplayxyz.lens video browsing (android), @buttrfly.lens general purpose lens mobile apps (android), #lensshare video platform (browser lensshareapp.xyz )
**coming soon:** @onboardapp general purpose app. @ensocollective digital closet. #theDial by @emmajane1313.lens . @lenstags.lens content discovery and organisation. @glassxyz.lens protocol for decentralised video ( https://glass.xyz/manifesto ), @lenspostxyz.lens canva for web3 socials.
**lens protocol stats** - provided by @buttrfly.lens (weekly posts + comments):
@lenster.lens 63.0%
@phaver.lens 20.5%
@orbapp.lens 8.4%
#lenstube 3.0%
@lensport.lens 1.0%
@memester-xyz.lens 0.8%
@chainjet.lens 0.7%
**@t2world.lens x** @lensprotocol**** : “manifesto for building a social network around what we value, not what grabs our attention.“ ( https://manifesto.t2.world )
If you are interested in content distribution and increasing your reach on lens, maybe the following post is a good starting point: https://lenster.xyz/posts/0x017566-0xdf (e.g. @bvdaniel.lens combined his introduction post with an eye catching visual (only follower can collect) and an incentivised mirror (+100 followers ). 120+ collects, 80+ mirrors, 40+ comments ...)
`list of all lens apps` www.lens.xyz/apps
#gettingstarted #5steps #newonlens #howto #onboarding