Laramka (@laramka) • Hey
Let’s be enemies 😈
Publications
- TikTok musicians as soon as the season changes:
- Send this to your bestie that fell for a crypto rugpull #crypto #scam #broke
- What your snack sees when you decided to go on diet at 2.m.
- If Ed Sheeran was Swiss🇨🇭
#zurich #switzerland
- Hannah Montana outros but make it emo/cat/dog
- I can buy myself flowers (a whole wall of it) but it’s a stupid waste of money lol
- Good morning, frens
This week I’m in NY and I’m enjoying my morning coffee on the upper east side ☕️
If you’d like to meet up, lmk
- 4 am zoonoses and I have nothing else to do than this:
Feel free to STREAAAAAM LIKE A RIVERRR:
https://open.spotify.com/track/3uFdiWSD4IQfseq8J4mqRp
- you have no idea the amount of pressure Mr. Khaled faces on a daily basis
- DJ Khaled not being a DJ for 18 seconds straight:
#comedy #skit #music
- When you’re trying to tell a story but you have Alzheimer’s pt. 2:
- Why you should never go to an empty parking lot… nowhere is safe anymore:
- How to win any talent show with zero talent:
#sketch #comedy #musiccomedy
- awesome pics
- I am babysitting @tinyrainboot.lens ‘s cyborg this week 🐶
Day 1: I was trying to show her some magic trick but apparently this fake dog hates XXL bubbles exploding in her face. Who knew?
Am I doing a good job babysitting so far?
- When your crush rejects you but you still try to be a bad bitch 🥹✌️
- Good night, frensies 💔
Open a bottle of wine (even if alone) and enjoy your weekend 🍷 No shame in wine & whining
#somean #winenwhine #vibes
- To my all my heart broken girlies out there trying to move on but just can’t, this song is dedicated to you…💔
- If your heart was broken into million pieces by an assh*le, welcome to this club 💔
You’re not angry at him, you just can’t forgive yourself for letting him to string you along…
If you can relate, I’m sure this song perfectly captures what you feel:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6U6cRPPnfTlme9kG2xoCYJ?si=9fTcZXWPQ1WEsZ2YQbtBKg
- How many feet pics for 5 matic ? 😂🤣
- In this economy I’m really considering OnlyFeet 🦶
Do you think I got what it takes?
- That one annoying friend who always tries to outsing you pt. 1
- Even when you fuck up, play it off & don’t let them know
#painthetownred #mood
- Came 💦 too early to my singing classes 😏
So had a small photo sesh instead
A small question, how the hell people make money of selling feet pics🦶? Like who tf buys that???
- Pretty girls live life on easy mode…
“Go girl give us nothing” 💁🏻♀️
- How do you like my heels? They are “3D printed” lol
- If alcohol could sing pt. 1
- How to look like a gamer 101 - wear gaming headsets 🎧
Was playing Phasmophobia… Who also has unhealthy obsession with #horror games? 🧟♂️
- Sang “Marry you” at the wedding to the most dead crowd ever 🤠…
Turns out the 👰♀️ and the 🤵♂️hate dancing… Or they just hate my performance. Life is cringe
- I always wanted a scrub daddy… ain’t impressed
It’s still hard with hot water smh 😩 so it scratchy scratch the pans
- She is probably cheating on me…
Meanwhile her:
- Hi frens,
Apparently it's banned❌ to make fun of bald 👴 people in the UK, or even call them bald.
So I thought to support their egos, I'm gonna make make a song about bald people and how much I love their shinny spheres.
What do you think?
- we all been there... lil silly forgetful gooses
- Performing/singing for the first time without completely shatting in my pants (happens way more off her). What an achievement…
Dry bum, love it 🍸
- When I was 16 years old, I actively pursued my dream of becoming a meme. Despite all my efforts, my dreams never came true. Oh well…
- Any unpopular thoughts that would be ok in 2013 but cancelled for in 2023?
- Paying our respects by rapping a verse from #Golddigger by #Kanye in front of a giant cross✝️ in Swiss Alps 🏔️
- What do you do when you see a random levitating cube at a 1,962-meter height?
Answer: meditate... and talk about the pros and cons of wearing thongs
(👎 - irritated @sshole after diarrhea and a thong is a bad idea 🤢)
- Sleep paralysis demon at 2 am on top of you: