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Publications
- Uukalla kysymys
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- What happens at the end of HODL? Do we all just sell?
- Shitcoin bear market
- Aattelin tehdä cover-biisin Nylon Beatin klassikosta uusilla sanoilla:
”Cexi vie ja dexi tuo”
- 100 surprising, but true facts!
#1 Did you know that shitting was not invented until the 18th century?
The first known record of shitting is from Toronto, Canada 1793. The pioneer was Pierre Carlyle, a local chemist of French origin. According to Perineum Dictionary, Pierre Carlyle, also known as the Trailblazer of Shit, was on a mushroom trip when he conceived the greatest idea of his life and built the first wooden shitting apparatus the same day.
Today we have learned to defecate without tools and as a result over 5 billion people around the globe defecate regularly.
- Next single from my band
https://open.spotify.com/track/4UHL106d17ceZn0Zr1m5kV?si=86wI13bsRZaXsM-f4s3cJw
[Koiranpakottajat MC](https://open.spotify.com/track/4UHL106d17ceZn0Zr1m5kV)
Länsimuna · Song · 2023
- Here’s a single from mu thrash metal band Länsimuna.
https://open.spotify.com/track/0xbF1TFPx0sgAJlfF7ZvdA?si=oF9EPRQjR4aVbnVoKZDk2Q
[Möysä 93700](https://open.spotify.com/track/0xbF1TFPx0sgAJlfF7ZvdA)
Länsimuna · Song · 2023
- It’s available!
- I’m launching a new email service only for women. The name will be Shemail, what do you think?
- Stake lottery!
Stake your tokens to this post. I will pick a winner in the next 24h and reward them with 5 tokens! Big win!
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- They’re probably going to advertise this with a slogan like:
”Eat shit.”
- Weekly useful German phrase:
”Ich möchte mein Gesicht mit feuchten Lederwürste abwischen.”
- Spoof of work
- I have an idea for a new defi protocol in which the trades are cumulative. Do you think CumSwap would be a good name?
- Why aren’t these a thing?
- I critized a certain aspect of useless content creation to social media and admitted that maybe I am part of the problem. My friend told me that I am different: ”you’re like a penis carved on Pompeii city wall”
- Your face, your ass. What’s the difference?
- https://holvi.com/shop/gulliwatches/product/599df8c9cbfd2b388ae0d4b1f29b8e16/
[Gulli, lippalakki – Gulli Watches (Holvi)](https://holvi.com/shop/gulliwatches/product/599df8c9cbfd2b388ae0d4b1f29b8e16/)
Aina Gulli ei ole kädessä. Joskus Gulli on otsalla.
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- Paskaa.
- Knowing this, Fifi is not such a good dog name after all.
- Bots bots bots bots bots bots
bots bots bots bots bots
bots bots bots bots bots
Everybody
- Weekly useful German phrase:
”Können Sie mir helfen? Ich möchte diesen Kohlrabi in mein Arschloch stopfen, aber es ist zu groß für mich allein. Sicher möchten Sie ein Stück in Ihren Arschloch auch. Prima!”
- Bloodymir Pootin
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- Ratko rahaa
- 665 Followers - The neighbour of the Beast
- Only like this if you are a bot.
I want to see how much bot interaction there is in Phaver.
Human stakers welcome though.
- https://www.kansalaisaloite.fi/fi/aloite/11377
[Kansalaisaloitepalvelu - Kannabis lailliseksi, säännellyksi ja verolle](https://www.kansalaisaloite.fi/fi/aloite/11377)
Ehdotamme ryhtymistä lainvalmisteluun, jolla kannabiksen laittomuus kumotaan ja se korvataan seuraavasti: - Kannabiksen käyttö, hallussapito, omatarveviljely, valmistus ja myynti sallitaan ikärajoin. - Luodaan muihin päihteisiin rinnastuva kannabiksen valmistuksen ja myynnin sääntelyjärjestelmä ottaen oppia kannabiksen jo laillistaneiden valtioiden ja osavaltioiden kokemuksista. Sääntelyllä tavoitellaan haittojen minimointia yksilöille ja yhteiskunnalle, alkoholi- ja tupakkalainsäädännön tavoin.
- How about this?
- New logo suggestion
- I just realized that Shameless, the Butt Plug brand, and ass-pegged stablecoin USDASS would have had great synergies.
- Hello ladies!
- Should I join Tinder?
- ⚛️ NWDAO ⚛️
Nuclear Waste DAO moves forward!
Imagine if we wouldn’t have to rely on trusted middlemen 🥸 to handle the storage and disposal of nuclear waste. ☢️ With the power of web3 we can finally decentralize the storing of nuclear waste!
NWDAO
Nuclear Away
- Weekly useful German phrase:
”Ich habe mir einen Fernseher in den Arsch ausgestellt.”
- Mac N Cheese
- I quit investing in fixed income defi products.
I lost interest.
- Good Morning!
- The level of usability reminds me of many blockchain solutions.
[0xDesigner Twitterissä](https://twitter.com/0xDesigner/status/1642554817590566915)
“Probably the best thing you'll see today.
In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.
The results 🧵
1/22”
- I’ve realized a pattern in my Phaver point spend. Everytime I get new phoints I tend to spend them immediately. I’m constantly broke.
I spend them to publish original ass-related content for you fellow phaverians - too few ass-related content producers these days!
- Bull market of shitcoins should be called bullshit.
Can we make this happen?
- Jarkko.
http://lansimuna.com/2023/04/01/lansimuna-in-english-jarkko-and-his-ugly-shoes/
[Länsimuna in English: Jarkko and his ugly shoes](https://lansimuna.com/2023/04/01/lansimuna-in-english-jarkko-and-his-ugly-shoes/)
Learn about Jarkko and his shoes
- If I ever start a butt plug business the brand will be Shameless.
- I’d like to see gini coefficient for Phaver points to analyze income and wealth distribution here.
I guess we’d see that there are the phaves and the phave-nots.