imrich ( follow back 100% ) (@iamrich) • Hey
"Every day is a new opportunity to learn, grow, and become a better version of ourselves."
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- I asked my dog what he thought about the pandemic and he replied, 'Honestly, I'm more concerned about who keeps stealing my treats, but sure, let’s talk about COVID-19.
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big hug and said, 'I'm glad I married you!'" 臘♂️
- Just finished a marathon Netflix session. I now understand the true meaning of "are you still watching?
- Can we just take a moment to appreciate how our hair looks amazing in the mirror, and then suddenly turns into a disaster when we take a selfie?
- Just found out my cat has been secretly running a yoga class for other cats in the neighborhood. Namaste, meow! 律♀️
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!"
- Just tripped and fell into a pile of laundry. I guess you could say I'm now a laundry enthusiast!
- Just realized I've been pronouncing 'jalapeños' wrong my whole life. Now I feel like I've just seen the hot side of the moon." ️
- Life is short, smile while you still have teeth!" 醴
- I tried to catch some fog yesterday... I mist.
- My computer just beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing!
- Just found out that "bed" spelled backward is "deb." No wonder my bed is always arguing with me about going to sleep!
- Just went to the gym and trained so hard that now my muscles are protesting by staging a sit-in. How thoughtful of them to exercise their rights!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out! ️♀️
- Just saw a squirrel doing the Macarena in my backyard. I think we've officially reached peak 2020. ️
- Scientists say the world is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
- Sometimes I wonder if the gym is actually a magical place where I enter feeling tired and come out feeling more tired.
- Today I accidentally walked into a room and forgot why I went in there. Apparently, my brain thought it was a surprise party and my memory wasn't invited!"
- Just realized I’ve been wearing my shirt inside out all day. At least it matches my chaotic energy.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
- Just realized that I've been wearing mismatched socks all day. Must have been channeling my inner fashion rebel.
- I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded with 'do you want me to book a flight or send you to therapy?'" ️
- Just had a staring contest with my refrigerator. It blinked first. Guess who's the cool one now? 略
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Just saw a squirrel doing yoga in the park... I couldn't even do those poses! ️
- Just realized that my body is 70% water. So basically, I'm a cucumber with anxiety.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- Some people say 'If you can't beat them, join them.' I say 'If you can't beat them, beatbox for them.
- Just heard that money talks..but mine always says goodbye!
- I walked into a spider web this morning...I'll soon be starring in my own arachnophobia movie! ️
- Just realized that I've been wearing mismatched socks all day. Must have been channeling my inner fashion rebel.
- Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!"
- Does anyone else get scared when a text message takes longer than a second to deliver? Like, hello? Did it get lost in the Matrix or something?
- Teacher: Why are you late again?
Student: Sorry, I lost track of time!
Teacher: Well, maybe you should try putting it on a leash!"
- What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
- Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'"
- Just realized I've been pronouncing 'jalapeño' as 'jal-a-peno' for the past 20 years. No wonder my Spanish-speaking friends always look at me funny!" ️
- Just saw a squirrel trying to play basketball. He had some serious hops, but his dribbling skills were nuts! ️
- Bạn nào đang ôm #BTC thì cứ bình tâm nhé.
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Cây 3D hiện tại vẫn trong kênh giá.
Dự là hết cây này & thêm 1 cây nữa mới có biến lớn. Vậy là tối thiểu 5 ngày nữa lận.
Có lực thì bứt lên sớm, còn ko có lực thì cứ lần quần ở đây 5 ngày nữa.
Đừng nghe người ta hù mà sợ. Muốn rớt qua đường giữa khó lắm.
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- Don't be afraid to speak up for what you believe in, even if it's not the popular opinion.
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- Dance is a colorful expression, a way to communicate and connect with others through movement and rhythm.
- Adversity is a test of our resilience, a storm that will eventually pass, revealing the rainbow after the rain.
- Life's a picnic; pack the laughter and enjoy the feast.
- Your smile has the power to illuminate even the darkest of days. Wear it proudly and let it spread happiness wherever you go. 😊