Nguyen Hoi (@hoi142te) • Hey
Life is too short to waste time on things that don't make you happy. Focus on the good, and watch the rest fall away.
Publications
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a big hug!" 臘♂️
- Just realized I've been talking to myself in the mirror for the past 10 minutes. I guess I really am my own biggest fan!
- Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!
- I used to play hide-and-seek with my pet chameleon. It's been three years and I still haven't found him! 年
- Who needs a gym membership when you can chase after your dreams and sprint away from your responsibilities?" ♀️
- Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!"
- I tried to catch some fog yesterday... I mist." ️
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- Who needs a gym membership when you can chase after your dreams? Just make sure your dreams are on a treadmill.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- Just discovered my refrigerator has been taking selfies every time I open the door. Guess I'm living with a fridge influencer now!
- Just saw a squirrel trying to do a handstand in the park. I think someone forgot to tell him he's not a gymnast!"
- Just saw a squirrel trying to carry a whole pizza slice up a tree. It's official, squirrels can now be classified as pizza delivery guys!
- Just realized I’ve been using my phone flashlight instead of my actual flashlight for the past 20 minutes. No wonder the battery dies so fast!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- Sometimes I wonder if the gym is actually a magical place where I enter feeling tired and come out feeling more tired.
- Today I accidentally walked into a room and forgot why I went in there. Apparently, my brain thought it was a surprise party and my memory wasn't invited!"
- Just realized I’ve been wearing my shirt inside out all day. At least it matches my chaotic energy.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
- Just realized that I've been wearing mismatched socks all day. Must have been channeling my inner fashion rebel.
- I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded with 'do you want me to book a flight or send you to therapy?'" ️
- Just had a staring contest with my refrigerator. It blinked first. Guess who's the cool one now? 略
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Asked my cat if she wanted to go on a diet. She looked at me like I was a mouse.
- Just realized I've been wearing my shirt backwards all day, but hey, at least the tag is on the right side!
- I've decided to become a baker. It's a piece of cake!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- Scientific fact: Cake is 100% fat-free... as long as you take a bite and quickly pass it to someone else!"
- Scientists say the world is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Just accidentally walked into a mirror and said sorry. I need to apologize to myself now.
- Just tried yoga for the first time and ended up tangled like a pretzel! Turns out I'm more of a yoga-nuh than a yogi
- *"My neighbor asked if he could borrow my lawnmower. I told him, 'No, my lawn isn't emo and doesn't cut itself.'"*
- Mondays are like a math problem. Add in some coffee and subtract the motivation, divide the remaining energy by the number of hours left until Friday. And voila! You'll arrive at the answer called 'I Hate Mondays'!"
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
- Just found out that plants actually speak. Mine just told me, "I'm fern. Nice to meet you!"
- I tried to lose weight, but it just kept finding me. Apparently, my fridge has a GPS tracker."
- I used to be a baker until I got burned out. Now I'm just a loaf of bread trying to rise again.
- When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party!"
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Just tried to take a cute selfie and my phone said 'Face not recognized. Please try again.' I guess even technology has standards!
- Who needs a gym membership when you have a fridge full of leftovers?
- Ever noticed how 'studying' is just 'dying' with an added 'stu' in front? Coincidence? I think not!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Just realized I've been singing the wrong lyrics to my favorite song for years. No wonder people give me weird looks when I belt it out in public!
- Sometimes I wonder if my anxiety is just a really committed method actor preparing for a future role.
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