Goblin (@gringotts) • Hey
Security researcher, Blockchain enthusiast, Horology aficionado and Gringotts' Goblin
Publications
- When do you think the muggles at zkSync are going to announce the airdrop, or at least the checker?
- Nothing to be super proud of, but it's a start:
- Let them play their games. After all, everyone could use a good chuckle now and again. Here at Gringotts, we'll stick to the real magic – the kind that can't be tamed by bureaucracy or legislation. And we'll keep our galleons safe while the muggle ministries chase their elusive Fiat currencies.
- Goblins on the muggles’ S E C ministry
- If you’ve not paid attention to the #COSMOS ecosystem, a sloth NFT just tookt ok off with a maddening 300x from its mint price!
Pay attention - Sloths have taken over our vaults!
- Let them play their games. After all, everyone could use a good chuckle now and again. Here at Gringotts, we'll stick to the real magic – the kind that can't be tamed by bureaucracy or legislation. And we'll keep our galleons safe while the muggle ministries chase their elusive Fiat currencies.✨
- Goblins on the muggles’ S E C ministry
- Let them play their games. After all, everyone could use a good chuckle now and again. Here at Gringotts, we'll stick to the real magic – the kind that can't be tamed by bureaucracy or legislation. And we'll keep our galleons safe while the muggle ministries chase their elusive Fiat currencies.
- Goblins on the muggles’ S E C ministry
- If you’ve not paid attention to the #COSMOS ecosystem, a sloth NFT just tookt ok off with a maddening 300x from its mint price!
Pay attention - Sloths have taken over our vaults!
- Tell me what you see at the Gringotts’ headquarters
$BONSAI
- If you’re not experimenting with magic internet money, what are you here for muggle ?
$LAB #madscientist on Osmosis
- Gold coins in your vault or bitcoin in your digital wallet - the smartest solution against declining purchasing power caused by reckless government spending.
- Tell me what you see at the Gringotts’ headquarters
$BONSAI
- Come to Gringotts if you want money that even the most powerful Muggle Ministry officials cannot devalue and inflate away at will!
- Tell me what you see at the Gringotts’ headquarters
$BONSAI
- "Come, come! Swap your inflating dollars for satoshis today! I'm told even the Muggle banks are trying to accumulate bitcoin now to escape their own flawed system."
- Come to Gringotts if you want money that even the most powerful Muggle Ministry officials cannot devalue and inflate away at will!
- Come to Gringotts if you want money that even the most powerful Muggle Ministry officials cannot devalue and inflate away at will!
- “Solana goes down more often than a seeker hit by a bludger, yet Sol-Muggles keep insisting it will flip Ethereum someday.”
- Daily Prophet journalist
- “Solana goes down more often than a seeker hit by a bludger, yet Sol-Muggles keep insisting it will flip Ethereum someday.”
- Daily Prophet journalist
- Unpopular opinion - this new mint on Stargaze, Celestial Sloths, which is supposedly the first mint using $TIA, is categorically Ugly
- “Solana goes down more often than a seeker hit by a bludger, yet wizards keep insisting it will defeat Ethereum someday.”
- Daily Prophet journalist
- The Goblin suggests, “Patience!”
- “Solana goes down more often than a seeker hit by a bludger, yet wizards keep insisting it will defeat Ethereum someday.”
- Daily Prophet journalist
- "Your briefcase full of Swiss francs won't buy what it used to, yet Gringotts' vaults remain full as ever. Few understand BONSAI’s true power to hold value like we goblins do."
- Albus Dumbledore (probably)
- "Your briefcase full of Swiss francs won't buy what it used to, yet Gringotts' vaults remain full as ever. Few understand gold's true power to hold value like we goblins do."
- Albus Dumbledore (probably)
- In all my magic, I'm baffled why muggles cling to their paper wealth!
- In all my magic, I'm baffled why muggles cling to their paper wealth!
- In all my magic, I’m baffled why muggles still cling to their paper wealth
- With @lens/lens going permissionless, I am back here to shitpost on the muggle world!
- Follow me on Lens https://hey.xyz/u/gringotts #lens
- The Ministry of Magic, entranced by the dance of power, often forgets the simple truth that the most powerful magic is not the grandiose spectacle of a Patronus, but rather the subtle enchantment of a kind word or a helping hand. After all, isn't the most potent spell the one that binds us together in unity?
- GM!
May your satoshis flow and your vaults never be empty.
- TIL - every Macbook ships with a BTC whitepaper, at the below path:
/System/Library/Image Capture/Devices/VirtualScanner.app/Contents/Resources/simpledoc.pdf
- TIL - every Macbook ships with a BTC whitepaper, at the below path:
/System/Library/Image Capture/Devices/VirtualScanner.app/Contents/Resources/simpledoc.pdf
- GM!
May your satoshis flow and your vaults never be empty.
- Worried CBDCs might be used to track your every purchase? At Gringotts, your transactions remain private thanks to the magic of cryptography.
- To all the muggles fretting about their 401(k)s, just remember that us Goblins have been managing our own retirement funds for centuries. #GoblinFinance
- Muggle banks crumble while Bitcoin stands strong. Magic of cryptography triumphs over paper money and shells.
- Follow, Mirror, Collect! To the moon, on a Firebolt!
- @lensprotocol Your time to Shine!
- I wanted to try something new.
This will be my first music release here on lens.
It's an early demo of my song "This Song" which came out in 2017. I probably wrote this on the road around 2015/2016. It has a lot of the final ideas, but totally different type of beat. This is what I showed Rostam, and we built from there.
It's unfinished and unpolished but it's kinda fun to look back at where ideas originated.
1 matic to collect, only open for 24 hours. 25% mirror referral
- @lensprotocol Your time to Shine!
- Follow, Mirror, Collect! To the moon, on a Firebolt!
- Built on @memester-xyz.lens
- Follow, Mirror, Collect! To the moon, on a Firebolt!
- Need a drop of Felix Felicis in your life?
With Lens, fortunes will rain from the sky upon those wise enough to hold on to their profiles.
- Lens Profiles trading at a floor of ~$280. Insane!!!
- In the midst of this chaos, more muggles will need to turn to the mystical realm of cryptocurrencies, like Bitcoin, to save themselves from the impending doom. Let's hope all discover a magical spell to ward off the evil spirit of financial ruin. "Expelliarmus, financial meltdown!"
- Another exciting Quidditch weekend! The Goblins look forward to fierce Seeker showdowns and screaming crowd at Saturday's match.
Poor muggles miss out, no football or Grand Prix to entertain - sad, non-magical lives they lead! Butterbeer and bets ready, let the snitch-snatching action begin!
- Muggle banks crumble while Bitcoin stands strong. Magic of cryptography triumphs over paper money and shells.
- Built on @memester-xyz.lens