cyp (@cyprien) • Hey
cofounder @beemxyz ✨ web3 interactive video streaming for creators, communities & brands // core team @blockbusterdao 📼 // crypto stuff since 2014 🧩
Publications
- my current conspiracy theory is that roaring kitty was delta neutral when starting the stream cause he just sold a shitton of futures right before. he already closed them and will now do a giga-bullish livestream. he's gonna get that billy.
- bottom getting closer for punks and puppets (zero)
- based rollups and preconfirmations are just an eigenlayer psyop
- good thing i'm believing in the long term philosophy of ethereum because OMG WHAT A TERRIBLE NOT GOOD DISASTROUS COIN TO HOLD
- i for one am happy that roaring kitty is posting on twitter and not reddit because i don't know if i would be able to handle yet another cesspool of lobotomized degeneracy
- i love seeing that people are back to buy memes
of course it would be way better if they bought mine
- haven't checked my ordinals in a while, hope they are doing well
- restaking is just staking with points on top until someone pays for AVSs (i'm not)
- don't kill the messenger but 5 gwei gas in the middle of the afternoon ET in the middle of the week is quite bearish for ethereum
- stealcam was more fun that friendtech
- what they don't tell you when you want to run a solana node is that it's going to cost you $ 60k per year in voting only
so you need to stake a minimum of 5,000 sol to barely break even
solo staking on solana is a whale game
- just thought you should know that blobs burned 23 usd worth of eth in the last month
- You Wouldn't Last An Hour In The Asylum Where They Raised Me
- fantasy tokenomics are brilliant: you can only buy, but not sell
higher (mechanically)
- memecoins portfolio up 20% in the last week
serious tokens portfolio still down 20%
new paradigm innit
- oooh this one did numbers
*looks at the likes*
- this is the daily revenues from starknet
can you point out where the airdrop happened?
- omg i love midjourney so much!
he says while minting art on farcaster
- it would be a nice change if the ethereum foundation started market buying eth instead of always selling innit
- my investments are in good memes, they will come back
- the biggest surprise from stripe's keynote was that they weren't stuck on this screen
- stop complaining about missing that 50x
you know your noodle hands would have sold after a 2x
- "BOTTOM IS IN, LET’S GOOO!!"
he tweets, too broke to buy the dip because he didn't sell the top.
- superseed is basically alchemix on an L2
self repaying loans FTW
- spending the day outdoor playing with the kid, blissfully unaware that my net worth is evaporating
- haha i don't care about TIA being down 60% because it's locked for another 21 days who knows what the price will be then haha
- instead of hoarding shitcoins you should be stacking chocolate bars
next global reserve currency
- nothing feels more bearish for my bags than an ethereum fondation researcher posting mid takes on solana
- this is for first timers
second timers who roundtripped too much in their previous cycle are just selling so much on the way up because of ptsd that they don't have any tokens left when it actually rips
- do you guys remember the time when we were all going to be rich because we staked some TIA
- "i'm in the trenches"
bro you're scrolling dexscreener searching for something that will make you chuckle enough to throw 50$ at it
- max pain is in 2027 when bitcoin is at $ 900,000, wif at $ 800, and ethereum and solana are still hovering around $ 3,500 and $ 200 respectively
- quick reminder that you could have made more than the US median income ($ 40k) by just adding 🎩 to your name on farcaster on valentines day
(i didn't)
- faded bored apes because i didn't like the art
faded degen because i didn't like the name
study putting your feelings aside
- reels scrolling gf dexscreener scrolling bf
- me proudly showing to my wife the random memecoin in my portfolio that made a 200x
her: so it's like candy crush gold, you can go to 0 tomorrow if you lose in the game
me: ......yes
- puppets were supposed to go to 0
- yield going straight to ATH and i don't have any because it's all in potatoes
- is bob gensler on twitter and why is he not our main character already
- solana new memecoin meta: "buying isn't condoning" is the new "retweets are not endorsement"
- not now honey i need to harvest my cabbages
- me at 300 followers with abysmal engagement getting a power badge on farcaster
- am i on farcaster
> yes
am i on crypto twitter
> yes
do i like nfts
> yes
do i have eth on base
> yes
did i miss onchain gaias
> yes
- we like to think of our fund and portfolio companies as a big family
- if the ethereum foundation goes to jail they will not be able to dump their tokens on us at the next ATH
thank you SEC ❤️
- swapping in phantom: failed, failed, failed, wait......, failed
trying on raydium directly? nothing works, need to click 4x on a button to make it register the action
swapping in coinbase wallet on base: 1 click, swap confirmed
paying 10x more fees is ok for a 1000x experience
- they are really going to let us buy sub-3k ether again
- while you're whining in front of computer that you lost some internet money, vitalik is out there getting fit and running faster than you ever will
- only coins in the green in the top 100:
aptos, stacks, fantom, ribbon
no lesson here just observing
- this is my third cycle trading memecoins, and after much disappointment in the first two, i now have developed an ironclad strategy to only invest in good memecoins:
if i blow air out of my nose the first time i see it mentioned, i buy