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- Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.
- Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
- Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
- Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
- TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
- Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
- Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
- Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
- Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
- Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.
- Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.
- Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
- Chuck Norris invented the internet? just so he had a place to store his porn.
- Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does.
- Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
- Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris? roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
- When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
- Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
- Tornados occur when Chuck Norris sneezes.
- No one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it.
- Chuck Norris can skeletize a cow in two minutes.
- In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
- To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.