chungha (@chungha) • Hey

chungha (@chungha) • Hey

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My New Year's resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.
I told my boss I needed a raise because I'm so good with math. He asked how I figured
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now
big tings coming
I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of it he declared, 'Hey, we're getting along pretty great lately!
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
time to escap[e
I used to be a lifeguard, but this blue kid got me fired
"I got a job at the orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it becomes a soap opera
nanas for nanas bana cat
nanas for nanas bana cat
i have yeed all my haws