carlosmcgnarlos (@carlosmcgnarlos) • Hey
MEME Maker/CapCut Expert
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Publications
- So much $MOON on Wolfswap discord!!!!
- Have a safe #memorialday #weekend
- June 4th on MOONFLOW!
- Polydoge making a comeback!
- Memorial Day 2012 @lens/whotels in Westwood, CA. The pool parties were 🔥.
We had been dating for two months. She is the first person I ever met off the internet (@Match). It wasn't planned, but that night I asked her to marry me, been married for over 11 years!
#match
- Listen to your gut.
Learned a solid lesson years ago:
Do the thing that people are telling you "not" to do!
- Nordhoff vs Santa Paula 2003.
By far one of the wildest games I ever played in, relentless rain. I remember being at the bottom of a pile and there was so much water I had to hold my breath.
We won, good times....
- $GONE WHALES ARE BUILT DIFFERENT...
@lens/itsgone
- Would really appreciate anyone who shares/likes this post about my first NFT mint. Make sure to get a potato, June 4th on Moonflow!
@lens/itsgone #nft #mint #first #time
- $GONE PURPLE LAMBO SOON
@lens/itsgone
- TGIF
- Circa 2007
Walked-on the UCLA Football team in 2004, earned a full athletic scholarship. This photo I'm being interviewed about my first start against Notre Dame!
#ucla #uclaathletics #walkon #bruins
#throwbackthursday #collegesports #athlete
- Quickswap watching Wolfswap steals it's date like 🤯
- Why algorithm not like me?
- Can you feel it?
@lens/itsgone
- GM! Happy #humpday
- @lens/sandeep caught red handed 😭.
Bro likes when them rat cheeks 👏.
@lens/itsgone
- My view for the day.
- GM!
Who else is dialing for dollars?
I'm entering my 13th year in phone sales, all at the same company!
Tips:
Throw as much on the wall as possible and see what sticks.
Ask for the money 5-10 times, then on to the next one.
Sell yourself 1st, company 2nd, product last...
- That's more @club/lens appropriate 😜
- You won't follow a better MEME creator....just do it
- @lens/wolfswapdotapp 🐺 is what I was hoping for @lens/quickswapdex 🐉 to become a few years ago.
I think the only thing they are missing is liquidity pools 🫠...the staking 🥩APY is 🔥.
The future of @lens/0xpolygon 🍆 starts with $MOON 🌚.
The wolves 🐺 are cookin up a feast 👨🍳!
- Visied brothers from another mother yesterday
- Made a new friend today at the LA Zoo. #chimp
- Happy 11 years to the love of my life!
5/11/13
Always and forever...
- In 2019, I made a wild financial decision. I bought my house with a 10 year ARM (3.75%), who the fuck does that? This fuckin guy! I just had a knack that rates weren't done dropping. Refinanced in 2021 into a fixed rate at 2.85%! #goldenhandcuffs #refi #housingcrisis #arm
- GM!
You ever start your day and the shit show comes at you so fast it feels like ur drowning?
Take it head on! A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor 😭.
- If you are reading this then you are supposed to be my 50th follower.
- My kiddos latest creation:
Draga-chu
- Deez my favorite beans, what are yours? #gm
- "They $GONE respect us."
Bro had the easiest layup in the history and fumbled. You gotta lean on the @lens/gonepolygone rats to form your MEME army!
@lens/sandeepnailwal, one of the dopest meme token communities is forming on @lens/0xpolygon.
We are PolyGONERs 🍆.
@lens/itsgone
- If you are in Los Angeles, can you see this?
- Three weeks ago, I attended a bachelor party. The groom, whom I've been friends with for over 20 years, remarked, "I can't look at your posts anymore, man... like we get it, you played football and run a lot now."
My immediate response was, "Unfollow me." I didn't care if it was his bachelor party; he was being a hater. I told him, "I'm not going to censor my content just because you don't like it... Just don't watch it anymore; it's not FOR YOU!"
If I can inspire even one kid to pursue their dreams of playing college football or help motivate an overweight father to start bettering himself, then I've already succeeded.
I just want to express my gratitude to all you strangers for supporting me more than some people who have known me my whole life.
\#haters #winning
- Happy Cinco de Mayo! This version of 50 cents song on the Mexican guitar is pure fuckin fire 🔥, give it a listen and have a great day! #CincoDeMayo @lens/itsgone
- My name is Carlos McGnarlos.
Think about that.
The name has clout.
Follow these dipshits on @lens/lens and MOST IMPORTANTLY get some $GONE, you might just catch a 100x...maybe you won't, no one has a crystal ball 🔮.
What I do know, is this:
They are autistics and the only MEME token that actually wants HODLers to win. No fuckin spokesperson, no promotions or influencers...these potatoes are broke. But here's the kicker; these silly fucks have utility. Airdropped to 22k holders (very generous one too). Stake $GONE on Wolfswap for 94% APR. Buy NFT's on MagicEden w/ #GONE. Two of the sickest NFT projects minted with $GONE on POLYGON are GONERAT PUNKS & BIRBS.
I liked these degens from the start, but lately y thinking is that any token interacting with Wolfswap's ecosystem is going to win big. $GONE is at the top of that list.
@lens/itsgone
- @wolfswapdotapp is emerging as a powerhouse on @0xPolygon. The rewards and community vibes have me thrilled for the upcoming months.
Swap, stake, buy/sell NFTs...these guys do it all.
Isn't the essence of crypto to challenge banks, defy centralization? It's evident that @axldefi prioritizes user experience, aiming for user success.
Early adopters and supporters of the project are meant to benefit. I'm impressed by how they're elevating that concept to a whole new level.
- About 2 weeks into staking🥩 $GONE on @lens/wolfswapdotapp 🐺. I think I'm gonna do this every 30 days until @lens/moonflowlabs run out of rewards💰, shit is lit🔥.
If you haven't done so yet, head over to @lens/wolfswapdotapp on @lens/0xpolygon. These guys are the ones to watch.
@lens/itsgone
- May the 4th be with you!
- GM from Los Angeles!
I'm gonna close a monster deal today...maybe two.
Where are my fuckin closers at?
#sales #goodmorning #closer #abc
- My 9 year old brought these home from school yesterday...he calls it the Pikachu Jester, Bank robber and nerd. Free hand, kid is good!
#pikachu #art #kidsdraw #characters
- Good morning! What's your favorite coffee?
Major Dickinson by Pete's is my go to. #coffee #goodmorning
- Bro is vicious 😁
meet 🔗 (link)
#dogs #whitelab #discovery #link
- Happy Hump Day from your favorite degen. Get $GONE bruv...
@lens/itsgone #humpday #sexsells
- Peep $MOON on polygon rn! Absolutely ripping! https://www.tradingview.com/chart/Sx9f5Pem/
- "The customer is always right."
No, they aren't.
In fact, that shit is dead wrong. Henry Ford said it best:
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said a faster horse."
If you work in sales, tell them what to buy...you are the professional, show them how!
- GM! Jura is most definitely one of the best things I've ever bought...shit is motor oil ☕
- My nuts tell a different story 😭
- A man without any vices has a lot of skeletons in his closet.
- GM!
If you follow me, not only will I follow back, but I can promise sick original memes & laughs.
Have a hell of a day!
- GM! It's all good, man...