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Why are meteorologists always calm during a storm? They have lots of experience with pressure!
What type of lightning likes to play sports? Strike lightning!
Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
How do weathermen greet each other? With a high-pressure handshake!
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because he bites snowflakes!
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
I asked my computer to stop singing. It had too many megahertz.
Why did the cloud break up with the fog? It had too many mists understandings!
How do hurricanes see? With one eye of the storm!
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud!
Why did the weather go to therapy? It had too many mood swings!
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I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I would tell you a joke about a vacuum, but it sucks.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field... of business!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.