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I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower” – I think I might have Florets.
**How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag.**
**I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx.**
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A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta
My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.
I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point?
To the guy who stole my anti-depressants: I hope you're happy now.
I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed. She said, ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed
I keep randomly shouting out 'broccoli' and 'cauliflower' – I think I might have florets
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed
My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock
Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next day delivery.
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.
My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart.
My mother really used to turn heads. She was a chiropractor.
Ittttt's the weekend
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Happy Friday, Lens Crew
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