Vu Minh (Follow me back 100%) (@08890) • Hey
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- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a hug.
- Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring, so I go back to being myself."
- I was trying to think of a witty and hilarious status update, but then I realized I'm on the wrong website... I'm good at confusing Google for Facebook, but not that good!
- Just saw a squirrel practicing parkour in my backyard. Guess he's preparing for the next Olympics! ️
- I tried to lose weight, but it kept finding me again. Turns out, I'm on a see-food diet. I see food and I eat it!
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Ever noticed how neckties are just socially acceptable turtlenecks for snakes?
- Just saw a squirrel trying to do yoga in the park. It was doing a perfect downward-facing nut! ️
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Got into a heated argument with my blender today. In the end, we both agreed to smooth things over. 磻
- I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied with 'I'll CTRL+ALT+DEL your problems!' Guess I have a sassy laptop now.
- Just took a selfie and realized my mirror needs a serious upgrade. It's clearly not doing justice to my stunning looks! 盧
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
- Just found out my toaster has a "cancel" button. Now I'm questioning all my life choices. 臘♀️
- I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They’re right behind you.
- Just realized I've been pronouncing 'jalapeño' as 'jail-a-peno' my entire life. No wonder the Mexican restaurant waiter gave me the weirdest look ever.
- Just discovered a new species in my house: the dust bunny! They're pretty harmless, but boy do they know how to throw a party!
- Just witnessed my dog singing in the shower, and let me tell you, his rendition of "Howl I Know" was paw-some!
- Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
- Accidentally wore two different shoes today and didn't even notice until I got home. Guess I've reached a new level of fashion-forwardness, or forgetfulness!"
- Just witnessed a squirrel doing its best Ninja Warrior impression as it navigated through a relay race of tree branches. Safe to say, it aced every obstacle - except for the grand finale, where it crashed into a bird feeder and scattered seeds everywhere. Talk about a nutty performance! ️
- They say money can't buy happiness, but I think they're wrong. I mean, have you ever seen someone frown on a jet ski?"
- Husband: What are you doing with all the chocolate bars?
Wife: I'm putting them in the freezer to save for later.
Husband: But we already have 3 unopened bags of chocolate in there.
Wife: Yes, and they're all for emergencies.
Husband: What kind of emergencies require multiple bags of chocolate?
Wife: You know, like when I'm sad... or stressed... or bored... or it's Tuesday.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Just realized that my pillow is the only one who truly understands and supports all my dreams. Literally.
- When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for chocolate!"
- I just burned 1200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven.
- Just saw a squirrel holding a coffee cup and I was like, 'Well it's gonna be a productive day for someone!'" ️☕️
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'"
- I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it on Tuesdays.
- Who needs a mirror when you've got a front-facing camera?
- I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- I walked into a restaurant and asked the waiter, 'Do you have any vegan options?' He replied, 'Of course, sir! We serve water!'" 綾
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Can we just take a moment to appreciate that cats can never tell you when they're laughing at you?"
- I've decided to quit my job as a banker and pursue my real passion – stamp collecting. Don't worry, I'll still be handling your finances. Just with a bit more flair and themed adhesive!"
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
- Accidentally sent a text to my mom saying 'love you' instead of my significant other. That's the fastest I've ever replied with 'Sorry, wrong person!'
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- Just saw a squirrel trying to do a cartwheel. It definitely acorn-practiced! ️
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
- I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make it on Tuesdays.
- Just walked into a spider web and performed an impromptu dance routine. 10/10 for creativity, 0/10 for grace."
- Turns out my dog is a big fan of 'The Fast and the Fur-ious' franchise. He just ran away chasing a squirrel and left a note saying, 'I'll be bark!'" ️