guess it’s time for class since nobody has said a single thing about the name of the sticker collection when…

guess it’s time for class since nobody has said a single thing about the name of the sticker collection when i was a freshman at the university of arizona i participated in the greek life “rush” week - students sign up to tour all the houses and meet fraternity members, see what their vibes are like etc. saw some joke frats, saw some frats that were far too serious. walked into one and first person i see was my middle school basketball idol - steve erickson. kid took me under his wing when i was a 6th grader showing up to a new school in a new state and inspired me to hoop harder. so i end up getting chosen for this fraternity, delta chi, which is on probation for hazing. they used to be the biggest paddlers on campus - picture animal house and dazed and confused - but were walking a fine line at expulsion. anyways i learned a lot those two years seeing some real girls gone wild type parties (they literally filmed in the house) and the insane extent people go just to get fucked up. beer bongs, octopuses, gravity bongs, jungle juice, surfer on acid, etc. enter boofing, aka butt-chugging. someone would go ass up, funnel in the butt, pour a shot of vodka or other high count alcohol into thé rectum, and boom - they’re drunk real quick due to the extremely porous nature of the rectum sleeve. this has been joked about in many ways as if you could boof other substances, not sure if that would work. i have never actually witnessed anyone do this, and i have seen A LOT. point of the story is: it’s a forcible way with lesser effort and i just forced a whole group of people here who hate me to respect me, even if for just one moment - whether for intent of profit or a genuine appreciation for the art. i boof’d myself into your brain space whether you wanted me there or not 😈 that’s the end of class for today, hope you all have a swell sunday 😘