Post by @stani • Hey

How to tell a talkative cab driver that I am Finnish and don’t want to do any small talk whatsoever without offending the driver?

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Start whispering Finnish sentences very quietly and get louder and louder without looking at him
Whether you offend them or not, depends on where the driver is from I suppose :)
There's no way of doing it without offending the driver 🥲
When you order the executive Uber the app actually asks you if you want him to talk or not 😅
It is fine to be assertive
answer only with yes or no or super short sentences and don't smile - i do that all the time and no one talks to me
Pull out your fake FBI card, while wearing shades with a stern facial expression
Short answers and put your eyes on your phone
Just tell the truth ser - He/She might not like it, but will surely respect your honesty ;)
Sorry have a conference call from collectz and put in your airpods.
Over the ear headphones, even with nothing playing I pretend I can’t hear you.
🤣🤣 this made me laugh so hard
Just tell him I don't speak English very well
Tell him that you poesses a GHOst👻hope he will keep quiet
Just give him lens wl 😂
Try some easy gesture to tell him that there is language barrier and you want to sleep.
Look menacing when getting into the cab
Speak in an Irish accent for two minutes without pausing and they probably won't utter another word to you.
Ask him a question that will keep him thinking for hours
Start talking to yourself and answering loudly. That will normally take care of chatty folks 🤪
Just plug in your headset and continuing nodding to whatever he is saying, action they said speaks louder than voice😂
Just say " I will be dropping off here ser oh sorry meant soon"
Hvucychc
no, just it
Very cool 😀
Put on your earphone and play music 🎶 😆
Earpods
So cool 😃
Thats the game you cant escape