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What is the weirdest childhood lie?
When I was a child, I made up a story about magic mushrooms that I claimed grew in our neighbor's garden. When I ate t
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- I didn't eat any cookies before dinner 👀
- That when we plant a coin in a pot and water it daily, money tree will grow and bear money one day..! 😂
- My weirdest childhood lie was probably claiming that I could talk to plants and make them grow faster with my “plant language.” Needless to say, my garden didn't become a jungle
- When eating watermelons, don’t swallow the seeds, or watermelons will grow out of your tummy. Yep, I made my all friends believe it and they didn't swallow even one seed lol
- when I was little, I used to believe that if I ate colored pencils, I would have colored hair like a rainbow. And whenever my parents asked me if I ate colored crayons, I would say no with my blue teeth 😁
- Once, I spun a tale of a hidden grove where the trees whispered the ancient secrets of the samurai, and the waters held the reflections of warriors past. I led my young companions on a quest to find this mystical grove, our wooden swords clutched in hopeful hands, our hearts pounding with the thrill of adventure.
Through thickets and streams, we ventured, until the veil of night descended, urging us back to the familiar grounds of our village. Though the grove eluded our young eyes, the tale lived on, igniting many a fireside tale amidst the starlit nights.
Ah, the sweet innocence of youth, where the boundary between the real and the imagined is but a fleeting whisper and every dawn holds the promise of magic waiting to be discovered.
With respect,
Azuka, the samurai of LENS Garden
- I told my little cousin that if he didn't finish his vegetables, the 'Broccoli Monster' would come to get him. Let's just say he became a broccoli lover 😂
- My weirdest childhood lie was probably telling my teacher that my homework was eaten by a UFO that landed in our backyard. Needless to say, I didn't get an extension on that assignment
- I once told my parents I had a 'homework eating monster' living in my room. It was my excuse for not finishing my assignments on time. They didn't buy it! 📚👾